e darden

[e darden @elizabetchhhhh]

angel 😌

[Austine @theereal_one]

Nothing would make me more sure that I was absolutely about to die than seeing a horse calmly arriving at my hospital bed

[e darden @elizabetchhhhh]

screams gay

[𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎ @NiohBerg]

Here's a list of previous Taliban decrees and rulings:

https://t.co/qc72bqxsf1

[e darden @elizabetchhhhh]

If we get 60 degree weather in Jan I’m gonna a kill myself

[e darden @elizabetchhhhh]

I swear to god I’m living in hell

[TIME @TIME]

Donald Trump is TIME's Person of the Year https://t.co/IjP5W2otV5

[e darden @elizabetchhhhh]

Esa the only one with some touch on the ball smh

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Kickin' it in the desert 🏜️

[e darden @elizabetchhhhh]

@_MLFootball God I love this

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨LEGENDARY: THE CAL EQUIPMENT MANAGER WHO MADE THE LEGENDARY TACKLE GOT A FULL FILM BREAKDOWN IN TEAM MEETINGS TODAY.

🐐🐐🐐

This is f*cking awesome.

[e darden @elizabetchhhhh]

Maybe this is how we get rid of republicans. Yes please do not go see a doctor you guys! Dangerous! Danger!

[e darden @elizabetchhhhh]

@_willcompton Just say you’re mad that you’ve been called out lmao go change another diaper and add it to your running tally lol

[e darden @elizabetchhhhh]

@clownworld Some people just want to fight bc their own lives are so miserable

[e darden @elizabetchhhhh]

@gabbyjchernoff @SunDevilSource Imagine getting this upset over anything, embarrassing lol

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

If I can say a word in Nancy Mace’s defense, she has dietary issues that leave her not only constipated, but when she does have a movement it is loud enough that we can hear it in the hallway or men’s room and the smell has stripped the paint off of three of stalls in the women’s restroom.

[e darden @elizabetchhhhh]

Let’s see your penis @NancyMace

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

I never thought we would need a sign for this, but women's restrooms are for BIOLOGICAL women. Not men.

[e darden @elizabetchhhhh]

@NikkiHaley Not sure how you have any standing in this when you’re the biggest feckless bitch this country has ever seen

[e darden @elizabetchhhhh]

@iamluismalheiro I remember this scenario was in the movie “21”

[e darden @elizabetchhhhh]

amazing

[Outspoken™️ @Out5p0ken]

Marjorie Taylor Greene is threatening to expose republicans for sexual assault and hush money payments if they don’t vote to confirm a guy for AG who is an alleged sex trafficker nominated by an adjudicated rapist and the king of hush money payments. Can’t make this shit up

[e darden @elizabetchhhhh]

Not to be dramatic but @McDonalds new straws are ruining my diet coke experience and life

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Just two guys being dudes. 🤝

[e darden @elizabetchhhhh]

@elchicanomarine I needed this today 😌