Elizabeth

The best is yet to come¿

[auntie majic @1800buddha]

I know im gonna lose respect for a shirt once i fall asleep in it but i do it anyway

[ned! @nedsore]

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

U can tell someone is 28 because there will be no more light in their eyes

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

The Kennedy Center was named after my uncle, President John F Kennedy. It was named in his honor. He was a man who was interested in the arts, interested in culture, interested in education, language, history. He brought the arts into the White House, and he and my Aunt Jackie amplified the arts, celebrated the arts, stood up for the arts and artists.

It is beyond comprehension that this sitting president has sought to rename this great memorial dedicated to President Kennedy. It is beyond wild that he would think adding his name in front of President Kennedy’s name is acceptable. It is not.

Next thing perhaps he will want to rename JFK Airport, rename the Lincoln Memorial, the Trump Lincoln Memorial. The Trump Jefferson Memorial. The Trump Smithsonian. The list goes on.

Can we not see what is happening here? C’mon, my fellow Americans! Wake up! This is not dignified. This is not funny. This is way beneath the stature of the job. It’s downright weird. It’s obsessive in a weird way. Just when you think somone can’t stoop any lower, down they go…

[autist @litteralyme0]

When you realize COVID wasn't 2 years ago but 6 years ago

[Rihanna @rihanna]

God ain’t forget bout me!

[Zac Bowden @zacbowden]

"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails. They're trying to change our habits, because all of the projections rely on people becoming truly dependent on the technology. Whether or not it's actually a good thing for society isn't considered to be a factor."

[No Titanium No Party @whoistitanium]

The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Would love to see you get the help you need next. You belong in rehab, not Congress.

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[mr. oomf @butchknight]

just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted

[Monica💚🍉Free Congo, Palestine & Sudan @BlakPantherBabe]

I’m so desperate for change that Im closely following a mayor’s race in a city that I don’t even live in just to catch a glimmer of hope.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

He ignored Congress and started a war.

Impeach this clown.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Draft MAGA first.
You voted for this.

[zellie @zellieimani]

If ICE disappeared tomorrow, no one’s life would be worse. Millions of lives would be better. Abolish ICE.

[GFP @glutenfreeperc]

Landing no flips to the kids bop version of Lucid Dreams is sooooo funny. I love them, they have no idea that they are true comedic geniuses in my world

[milk @milkinhisbag]

they shooting dune 3 in cleveland

[garshmo @garshmo]

You can fuck up big time letting someone know you have a printer

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

I’d much rather have my tax dollars go to Ukraine than Donald Trump’s 27th golf trip of the month