elizabeth b-p

digital research and communications @ science museum / coordinator @ university museums group / sci-fi at columbia + ucl / ursula k le guin superfan

[elizabeth b-p @elizabethloea]

my favorite ninja turtle is descartes

[Nate @thenatewolf]

My wife, sensing I'm about to pull out my harmonica, gently places her hand on my thigh to let me know it's an inappropriate time. We are an incredible team.

[bingle @binkymode]

if email was invented today it would be called something like Zoola or Claire

[Nick Suss @nicksuss]

screw 10 and 2. driving home tonight with my hands at 9 and 5. it's what she would've wanted.

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

[houndstooth balance @stridden]

crazy new library receipt feature

[Angus Bylsma @AngusBylsma]

Maths is so gentle. ‘Let’ X be this, ‘suppose’ Y be that, as if objects could choose. Why not ‘brutally force a trembling X to be a metric space’?

[Kevin Roose @kevinroose]

[opens the portal to the godlike superintelligence that solves 87-year-old math problems and carries out autonomous cyberattacks]

“how long peanut butter good in fridge”

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

The thing about Nolan is he's clearly a small-c conservative but taken in the context of modern conservatism he's practically wokatron 5000

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

It’s kind of humiliating when the arts and crafts can tell there’s impatience in your heart

[vibrations @v1b3z06]

Ironman’s kinda wild cuz imagine you turn on the news and the CEO of Lockheed Martin just destroyed ISIS in 2 days

[normal person @Trollacoaster]

i had to quit drinking because i got too popular

[anvita @vitamaybe]

in your 20s, there will be people partying till 5am and running at 6am. it's important that you do both

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

it always feels like i'm bringing a little too much boob to any given situation

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things

[enki @Enkiwii]

mon corps est une machine qui transforme les liens hypertextes wikipedia bleus en liens hypertextes wikipedia violacés

[trevy @chillextremist]

They used to call you hipster if you watched a movie in a different language or knew how to ride a bicycle

[zoe ⋆.˚⭑.ᐟ @antxpia]

england was shitting out hail last week and now it's going to be 35c next week. Yeah okay mate we're just doing whatever arent we just having a right laugh

[Ash @ashwxrya]

high art like Project Hail Mary

[Matthew “Movies” Thomason @ThomasonTown]

Google announces that I’m about to switch to a different search engine that doesn’t suck.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Few understand the importance of having a sick ass jacket that everyone recognizes you by