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I like my jokes like I like my snacks, cheesy.

[eliza @elizacass]

Forgot all about this app

[eliza @elizacass]

@SadeKestennn Insanity tbh but you’re prego and from Philly so I gotta let it slide lol

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Millennials yelling at Gen Z like "get off my parents' lawn"

[eliza @elizacass]

Has Kevin gates always been on that spiritual shit or I have just ascended a bit?

[eliza @elizacass]

I love Phil Collins got damn

[eliza @elizacass]

Girls run the world and ladies we cannot forget that

[eliza @elizacass]

Alright so we’re crying before work today

[eliza @elizacass]

Read American Dirt by Jeanine Cummins. You will weep, you will empathize. Maybe you’ll even learn to be a human. It’s a ride.

[eliza @elizacass]

When you’re having a nice night and then you remember that G Baby died for no reason 😢

[eliza @elizacass]

Driving in this wintry mix wondering why tf I ever moved back here

[eliza @elizacass]

Men: if you’re trying to split the check on Valentine’s Day please get your money up or respectfully remove yourself from the game, thank you.

[eliza @elizacass]

@devincasper27 @MileyCyrus Hannah be such a buzz kill tho

[eliza @elizacass]

@AliPeachPapi Queen shit

[eliza @elizacass]

@devincasper27 Omg such a MF cliffhanger I need season 2 RN

[eliza @elizacass]

@devincasper27 Omg I know so good

[eliza @elizacass]

With chips of course I haven’t been diagnosed as a sociopath

[eliza @elizacass]

Remember when I used to buy leather jackets And was cool? Now I look forward to heluva good French onion dip as a treat