Elise

who can never be sure

[Elise @elizaroslr]

POV: telling my man I’m ready to have sex after giving him the silent treatment for 2 hours

[Elise @elizaroslr]

Just ate my whole sweet green salad, now my tummy hurts for a different reason

[Elise @elizaroslr]

You’re one music executive doing molly at your show from making it big. Keep going.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

pregnant woman caught her boyfriend with a man with no pants and bro said its an "Xbox friend" �

[Elise @elizaroslr]

Me in my office kitchen: “it smells like easy Mac”
The microwave:

[⭐️ @freauxmama]

Am I the only one that doesn’t mind it when people bring up their similar experiences when you vent to them? It makes me feel less alone lol

[Tanaijah @tanaijaahJ]

by the end of this year i will be happy with a bigger bag, & in a better situation in life
i’m claiming it

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

the lesson learned from afghanistan shouldn’t be that america must have permanent occupation, but to never involve itself w/ destabilization efforts to begin w/ if it truly cares about the welfare of people in the middle east.

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Being made fun of for being skinny is not on the same scale of fatphobia it just isn’t. And nobody is invalidating you because they are pointing that out. Idk why y’all keep doing this.

[𝑷𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒍𝒑𝒉𝒊𝒂 💛⛱️🐠 @itsdaddiel]

they don't know that this gives me anxiety

[Honey, the land! @angryblkhoemo]

Almost as if the "blue lives matter" stuff was never about loving police as much as just hating Black people.

[CaitieHannan @caitiehannan]

As a therapist I can say confidently, that while therapy is helpful, what most people really need is money

[_ @jonjonmp]

i have not penalized a single student for late work and if you have you should not be an educator. yes, this is my hill.

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

Just saw someone my age being extremely talented, my day is ruined

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

For the Dems who think I’m just being a selfish, divisive bombthrower from a deep blue seat, maybe you’ll listen to Doug Jones in Alabama when he says the same thing ⬇️

[The Black and Brown Coalition of PHL @blacknbrownphl]

This is the Philadelphia Police Department in 2020. Show the world this.