Canโt believe I have to spend the rest of whatever short time we all have left on earth being forced to see AI posters for what used to be cool events + read shitty AI captions on every random post + question if every single piece of media was made with AI
Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality theyโre not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.
odysseusโs crew getting surly and restless as it becomes more and more clear theyre not gonna make it back to ithaca in time for the one day a year itโs legal for single people to have sex
Being single is so fun until itโs a long weekend in August, a sunny Saturday evening, all your friends are out of the country with their partners and your housemates arenโt home and you have already taken a nap today so you canโt even sleep the loneliness away