Elizabeth

I am redeemed.

[Elizabeth @elizcochran]

@mhendren48 Yikes. Officially NO GAME

[University of Tennessee Winston College of Law @utkwinstonlaw]

Jordan Ferrell has spent more than 17 years pursuing a career as a Major League Baseball umpire. But he's given that up to become an attorney. #UTKLaw #UTKnoxville #UTGrad2020 #ChangingLivesTogether https://t.co/zTAbghK8oy

[Elizabeth @elizcochran]

Husband: “babe when’s the last time you showered”
Me: well in the words of Usher the great

[Elizabeth @elizcochran]

To everyone shocked that Joe Exotic got 19% of his city’s vote...Just know our Knox County mayor is a former WWE entertainer 😑

[Ca$hly Banks @TypicalLowLife]

I remember my mama used say “outside ain’t going nowhere” now look at outside? Gone.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Going live on Instagram is not the cure.

[Elizabeth @elizcochran]

If I don’t come out of quarantine with a six pack just know it’s because my job waited to close and I got started a few days late.

[Elizabeth @elizcochran]

My two followers:

[Elizabeth @elizcochran]

Me. Re-downloading Twitter after two years:

[Elizabeth @elizcochran]

I cry 😩 #whodatstill

[Elizabeth @elizcochran]

@wklips Whatttttt!? I love Charlotte. When are you moving?!

[Elizabeth @elizcochran]

But did you even go to a candlelight service if you didn’t post a pic online 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Elizabeth @elizcochran]

My husband just stole the roku remote’s batteries for his calculator and I don’t have work tomorrow...so basically this house is about to be extra spotless #nocable #toocoldtogotothestore

[New York Mets @Mets]

RT to enter to win a @NikonUSA COOLPIX AW130 waterproof camera, #Mets sunglasses and beach towel (it’s never too early to prepare for summer)! 😎☀️

Rules: https://t.co/LcMZOi1Cjz

[Elizabeth @elizcochran]

He’s so glad he married me 😂

[Elizabeth @elizcochran]

Kingston Pike. Holiday season. Weekend...LORD HELP ME #Jesustakethewheel

[New York Mets @Mets]

RT to enter to win a $300 @Delta gift card! We’ll include an autographed Ron Darling book to read on your flight. #Mets25DaysOfGiving

Rules: https://t.co/bq9Qb2G1Nf

[Elizabeth @elizcochran]

You mean to tell me the Sip is getting snow before East TN is?!? That’s it. I’m done.

[Elizabeth @elizcochran]

Come on Payton. Keep your temper under control and give your team a shot at getting the ball back 😩😩😩

[Elizabeth @elizcochran]

*Walks into Waffle House*
“What did you ruin tonight” -Katie the waitress who works nights.
Jokes on you tonight Katie...I’m just being lazy