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Scarlett Dean Jordan
December 10th 2017
3:30 PM
5lbs 7oz // 19in
♥️
#JordanClanOf3

[Elize Jordan @elizedjordan]

So close ✨ @fairwellfest

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Just gunna try and manifest a little jingle collab/cover of “Picture” with @SherylCrow and @zachlanebryan when they’re in Redmond Oregon this July. 🔮✨

[Elize Jordan @elizedjordan]

My biggest fret this summer is that @themorganwade and @WyattFlores10 have set times AT THE EXACT SAME TIME while at the FareWell Festival 😅

[Elize Jordan @elizedjordan]

Just gunna try and manifest a little jingle collab/cover of “Picture” with @SherylCrow and @zachlanebryan when they’re in Redmond Oregon this July. 🔮✨

[Elize Jordan @elizedjordan]

How can i score sold out tickets to the @Weezer show during the @KornFerryTour

Tryna spend my anniversary weekend on the course ⛳️🤙🏽

[Elize Jordan @elizedjordan]

The Queen is now 5. 🥹

[Elize Jordan @elizedjordan]

Scarlett Dean Jordan
December 10th 2017
3:30 PM
5lbs 7oz // 19in
♥️
#JordanClanOf3

[Maren Morris @MarenMorris]

Maybe it’s 32, maybe it’s having a kid, but I’m not coming to your 8pm dinner invite.

HONEY, that is when I’m putting on face creams, I’m dimming the lights, the bra is off, the pen has been hit, I’m putting on The Office.

Blue Haired Specials only.

[Elize Jordan @elizedjordan]

I have a goal.
Meeting @bertkreischer.

[Elize Jordan @elizedjordan]

100% woulda shot my shot with @ChevyChaseToGo

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

2000s sad girls absolutely smashing their feet into stirrups and riding at dusk for michelle branch

[Elize Jordan @elizedjordan]

Pressuring my friends to get knee tattoos with me is just ✨✨✨

[sammy thompson @Finnessa_5]

Meg has 24 hrs to respond

[Elize Jordan @elizedjordan]

Relatable.

[Kim Bhasin @KimBhasin]

I asked my wife if she had any plans tonight and

[Elize Jordan @elizedjordan]

Yesterday I was chatting with a friend and we were imagining what it would be like if we had a podcast.
Now I can’t stop thinking bout doin it.

[Elize Jordan @elizedjordan]

@jdonndonn Magnitude can be good or bad, true true.

[Elize Jordan @elizedjordan]

@jdonndonn Off the Richter scale if you ask me. 🤍

[Elize Jordan @elizedjordan]

Twiddles thumbs til Spotify drop.

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

He want a F R EEEEEE A K #FreakyGirl 👅👅👅👅👅 #NickiFreakyGirl 🫣🎀

[Elize Jordan @elizedjordan]

Just kinda wish @MarenMorris would let me do her makeup while she’s here in Walla Walla. That is all.
That’s my current wish. ✨

[Elize Jordan @elizedjordan]

I wanna do makeup for @MarenMorris when she comes to Walla Walla so.damn.bad

[Shawna @ShawnaGriffit10]

WE DISSENT!
#RoeVsWade