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[el jay bones jones @eljjay]

Update: dream job = acquired

[el jay bones jones @eljjay]

What could go wrong?

[b🌵 @wympony]

@Seahawks @DevonWitherspo1 I go to war every week in the group chat for you guys I deserve this, 😭this was the most pg rated screen shots I could take. They are beating me up in the gc please Seahawk admin save me 😭

[b🌵 @wympony]

@Seahawks @dkm14 Dear Seahawk Admin, my wife and kids have been kidnapped and tied to the Marysville train tracks. The kidnappers DEMAND I provide proof that I own a signed Dk Metcalf jersey. The timing of your giveaway couldn’t be any better, please help me reunite with my family. (Throwback XL)

[Devan Costa @DevanCosta]

Lower gas prices you old retard

[el jay bones jones @eljjay]

All that for $30 of backwoods and swishers is insane

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

SEATTLE:

A white store clerk is viciousIy beaten by a group of thugs over the weekend

There will be no protests over this video

[el jay bones jones @eljjay]

Probably not a good sign that when I leave my house in the middle of the day, during the middle of the week, my phone automatically tells me how long the drive is to my favorite brewery. Siris getting a little too comfortable throwing shade.

[TRAVIS! @travisxthompson]

The homie hit his pen & vape at the same time like a E-Spliff man we’ve strayed so far from god.

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

The Atlantic Ocean:

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

We're all watching, G! @FBI @USMarshalsHQ @Interpol @missingpeople

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Sorry this app takes up so much space

[R⁶🇲🇽 @IJudgeYouHoes]

First Amazon now Tesla, traffic is already fucked out here 💀

[solange stan account @RexxLifeRaj]

this is my favorite internet clip of all time because buddy said “fuck it. it’s my time to shine.” 😂😂😂. he’s so deep in his bag it’s ridiculous, despite whatever is going on in the back. this is a metaphor for life fr lmao

[solange stan account @RexxLifeRaj]

i know i have good energy because babies and animals love me. either that or i’m childish.

[solange stan account @RexxLifeRaj]

“Level Up”
August Hall. San Francisco
The Blue Hour Tour.

[TRAVIS! @travisxthompson]

In 7th grade my homegirl said “you can’t be fat AND musty travis”…Changed the trajectory of my entire fuckin life.

[el jay bones jones @eljjay]

I’m so fuckin tired of seeing people talk about trump being indicted. And not at all because I care about politics or think trump is god or whatever. It’s entirely because the word indicted infuriates me to my CORE. WHY IS THERE A C IN IT, I HATE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

[solange stan account @RexxLifeRaj]

nah this is boosting local economy. i respect it.

[Matthew Roebke @mountianmanmatt]

Midnight in Japan