LK Alves

the odds are good, but the goods are odd.

[LK Alves @elkaeay]

I talk a big game for a someone currently eating a mall pretzel in her car.

[redheaded stranger @eyeswideslvt]

I don’t mean to sound melodramatic but do y’all ever think about how humanity used to navigate the world by the stars and now people can’t make a grocery list without help from AI.

[LK Alves @elkaeay]

same…except for those first two weeks but that’s not the point.

[lauren @laurenashastro]

very sexy of me keeping my cool during the astrology of july

[👼 @xtsygirll]

no more psycho analyzing. i actually dgaf what’s wrong w you just get it the fuck away from me

[LK Alves @elkaeay]

he is so fucking rad, dude.

[Novara Media @novaramedia]

Zohran Mamdani has turned down an 18% pay rise that would have brought his salary to $305,800 (£227,645).

“I haven’t knocked on anyone’s door in New York City and they’ve said their concern is that the mayor makes too little,” he told reporters on Thursday.

The same day, members of the city council voted to approve a pay raise for themselves and other officials.

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

“And what I think is important to know is a lot of the increase in rape also comes from an expanded definition of what counts as rape, as well as survivors coming forward for acts that took place years prior,” Mamdani said. “And we are thankful for them coming forward, the courage and the bravery it takes, but just to provide New Yorkers with that context.”

In 2024 New York instituted a new law that, per the NYPost, "classifies rape as nonconsensual or forcibly compelled sexual intercourse, oral sexual conduct or anal sexual conduct after previously defining rape as only nonconsensual or forcibly compelled vaginal penetration by a penis."

So... New York (rightly!) expanded the definition of what counts as rape. More survivors (thankfully!) came forward. As a result, official rates of rape increased. So Mamdani was... right and everyone is just yelling about this in bad faith?

[miia @miiagarro]

yall seriously need to stop giving men the benefit of the doubt and start doubting the benefit of the man

[mayank @maynkydvv]

Don't let your situationship prevent you from going on a dates. You are single.

[LK Alves @elkaeay]

You’ll be having the worst day of your life and then someone’s kid will run over your foot with a cart at the grocery store like ffs

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to be the only one who perceives a malicious vibe from someone that everyone else likes

[Nickeee @Nick__Nation]

Hey sorry I missed your text I was trying to change the prophecy

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I hope the next global trend is critical thinking

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

I think women should decide what to do with Mitch McConnell's body since he decided what to do with theirs.

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

0 dollars raised by the bitter haters btw

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

there’s a video where john green talks about his friend amy krouse rosenthal’s cancer diagnosis and how he wanted so badly to make things better but couldn’t, and he recalls the advice of a supervisor when he worked at a children’s hospital: “don’t just do something—stand there.”

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i was killed 17 times this month so far

[Stupid Twink @ThisStupidTwink]

i have like hell autism where instead of not being able to read the vibe i just read the vibe as hostile every time

[LK Alves @elkaeay]

Feel like I was just shot in the chest.

[Charlie 😍 @BerlantBro]

Wrote about my past.

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

i think everybody in my life hates me and wants me to die. i’m also very hungry but i don’t think that’s related.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Short people become cops for the authority! The only reason tall cops exist is because no other job allows you to be illiterate and carry a gun