ella “egg” key-mer

mother hen to two hens. set dresser (kinda still a gig worker). ‘22 film/cultural studies grad of gabe day-lewis's alma mater.

[ella “egg” key-mer @elkakey]

had a dream last night where I complimented syd sweeney on bringing back big boobs into pop culture and she replied mine would look good too if I’d stop being lazy and wear a proper bra

[IATSE // #IASolidarity @IATSE]

THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW IS UNION MADE!

Shout out to @kendricklamar, and all the performers and behind the scenes workers that made this go off without a hitch!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Doechii performs at the #GRAMMYs.

[Jasmyn @JasmynBeKnowing]

Me every single day of 2025 so far

[ella “egg” key-mer @elkakey]

@ChipotleTweets not having luck with Pepper since I already reported a wrong item (underfilled chicken bowl instead of a veggie bowl, I’m vegetarian)—my Sofritos bowl had two pieces of wood (some piece of skewer/cutting board?) that I didn’t find until I had eaten half of it 🤦‍♀️

[g ✶ met z! 7 @N1NETY6S]

this debate boring af

[ella “egg” key-mer @elkakey]

@offbeatorbit I tuned into newsmax and my eye is twitching

[ella “egg” key-mer @elkakey]

finally muted the brat clone album, it took every other track of my “obsessed harmony Saturday evening” daylist, and once you mess with my daylist algo you’re done

[ella “egg” key-mer @elkakey]

bitches who had an intense French pop/electro phase in middle school are eating up these Olympic closing ceremonies (I’m bitches)

[tom hardy’s slutty blonde wig @jewelbundrn]

olympics had phoenix at their closing ceremony indie sleaze is back in full force omg https://t.co/61R3YD69HU

[ella “egg” key-mer @elkakey]

today’s illinoise front row lottery tix (and it closes in four days)—I’m still an EMOTIONAL WRECK (with a new sliver of hope)

[ella “egg” key-mer @elkakey]

@PopBase that’s our HeadCount voter registration record breaker right there! here’s the link from her story for anyone who needs to check their voter registration https://t.co/QaNReCxdpe

[ella “egg” key-mer @elkakey]

what fruity Lowe’s worker put on Big Thief over the loudspeakers

[breno @industrielegie]

fourth-generation Navajo weaver Melissa Cody (b. 1983, No Water Mesa, Arizona)

[🏁 @concertleaks]

Chappell Roan as the Statue of Liberty for Governors Ball!

[out of context the white lotus @oocwhitelotus]

🌈

[jr @bigbluefc]

melissa mccarthy is side stage waiting for chappell roan and she just held up a pride flag on her phone 😭😭😭

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

The rapid ascendancy of Chappell Roan should be taught in classrooms across the country

[ella “egg” key-mer @elkakey]

I wish cars could honk backwards

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

Thot daughter has taken over gay son

[ella “egg” key-mer @elkakey]

I’m crying it’s 2019 again https://t.co/BXCttjpGxE