Alex Elkin - Stand Up Comedian

Alex Elkin is a working comedian, voice actor and writer.

[Alex Elkin - Stand Up Comedian @elkcomedy]

Here's a helpful PSA! #comedy #careersonfiretour

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Flights are cheap right now!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Problems in Paris

[Alex Elkin - Stand Up Comedian @elkcomedy]

@JustineBateman kindly stop making sense and asking reasonable questions on the internet. Clearly this is neither the time nor place for it.

[Justine Bateman @JustineBateman]

It’s very interesting to me that not long ago we used to vote in-person almost exclusively, on election day only, with a rudimentary, if any, computing system, but had the election results by end of day in Calif.
But in giving people multiple days to vote and a by using a powerful computer system, we usually have to wait for many days for election results.
Sure, one can cry possible election interference and manipulation, but I would genuinely like to know if any legitimate reasons exist as to why this would all take far longer than it once did. @CASOSVote

[Alex Elkin - Stand Up Comedian @elkcomedy]

Nothing says "I have the people's confidence" like turning off the comments section.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Filed for reelection. Excited to continue representing the incredible people of Minnesota’s Fifth District. ❤️

[Alex Elkin - Stand Up Comedian @elkcomedy]

Yawn.

Call us when you're going to do something about it.
Calling out corruption isn't justice.

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

AOC was caught using $50,000 dollars of campaign money on a Bad Bunny concert, high-end hotels, and catering in Puerto Rico.

[Alex Elkin - Stand Up Comedian @elkcomedy]

Congress has got a plan to hold @IlhanMN accountable for her Frauding Our Future deadline.

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@MostlyPeaceful These are fake cats right? Right?

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If she no-shows again maybe try placing a bowl of bananas and rice under a precariously propped up box

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

The deadline for Ilhan Omar to produce documents relating to her involvement in the Feeding Our Future fraud scheme is TODAY

She has yet to produce any documents.

A few weeks ago she REFUSED to show up for a fraud hearing.

Tick tock …

[Alex Elkin - Stand Up Comedian @elkcomedy]

This explains why she's always asking what's in our wallets.

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@PoorBoyzSol @TaylerUSA @libbyemmons My sentiments exactly 💯

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At least we can rest in the fact that nothing will be done about it

[Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo]

Portland right-wing live streamer @Tommy4Trump420, who has been shot at before and assaulted, found his vehicle severely damaged. The vandal(s) wrote “F— you Nazi” along with an Antifa “Iron Front” symbol signalling the terror gang affiliation.

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@TinaKotek Getting ratioed

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You could just simply ask who's in a brainwashed, lockstep cult.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Who can honestly claim, without hesitation, that they have never supported Donald Trump, even for a single moment?

[Alex Elkin - Stand Up Comedian @elkcomedy]

@ClownWorld Gee...I wonder what could have lead management to make this kind of decision 🤔

[Alex Elkin - Stand Up Comedian @elkcomedy]

The fuck is wrong with the left?

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Ronald Reagan‘s assassination attempt took place at the Washington Hilton. He never once demanded a ballroom, and he returned to the same hotel for several events thereafter.

Please note, this is what an actual assassination attempt looks like.

[Alex Elkin - Stand Up Comedian @elkcomedy]

Narcissistic psychopathic behavior to use abortion as a contraceptive afterthought. Lord, save us

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

My abortion is the kind people love to judge the most. I wasn’t underage, I wasn’t assaulted, and there was no medical emergency. I got pregnant because I knowingly had unprotected sex, no accident, no rare failure, just my own choices.

By their standards, it was “irresponsible.” I knew abortion was an option, and I took it. Not because I couldn’t survive it or raise a child, I simply didn’t want one. I wanted sex without becoming a parent, and I chose not to carry the pregnancy.

There’s no redemption arc here. I don’t regret it. Nothing terrible happened to me afterward, no punishment, no downfall. My life is still good. And that reality alone challenges everything people like to assume about women who make this choice.

[Alex Elkin - Stand Up Comedian @elkcomedy]

Always the same psycho eyes with these demonic leftists

[MuthaPNW 🌲🦅🇺🇸 @muthaPNW]

Today, @NickJFreitas is speaking at @UW , and here is one of their students:

[Alex Elkin - Stand Up Comedian @elkcomedy]

Looks like controlled guns took care of the uncontrolled ones pretty good.

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Pretty much.
The left's gonna left. #staged #WHCD

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Meep meep!

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The #southernpovertylawcenter was paying their enemies money to do enemy shit so they could continue collecting money to fight the shit their enemies were being paid to do?

That's like BATMAN secretly sending JOKER dynamite and Tik Tok makeup tutorials.

[Sen. Cory Booker @SenBooker]

The DOJ just indicted the Southern Poverty Law Center, an organization that has spent more than half a century fighting the Klan, tracking hate, and defending civil rights.

Let's be clear about what's happening. This administration is using the full weight of federal prosecution to target an organization whose mission is rooting out violent extremism.

This is part and parcel of Trump's assault on free speech, on nonprofits, and on anyone who dares to disagree with him. First it was lawfare against political opponents. Then it was revoking the tax status of universities. Now it's a federal indictment against one of the most historic civil rights organizations in America.

The SPLC has saved lives. It will not be silenced — and neither will we.