Ellie

[nini_ancé ꕤ @TXTSOOBINBLINK_]

Me sitting in my house and wondering what this exact place looked like in the stone age era

[𝐉𝐚𝐝𝐞 ♱ ˚⋆ ⁺ . @decomposedmoth]

the fact that we don’t have the ability to sleep on command seems like such an evolutionary oversight

[༄ @BENLIKETHIS]

I KNOW U FKN LYINGGGGGGG

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

"Well, if that's rape, then every guy I know is a rapist!"
....Yes. We know. That's what we've been saying.

[remx @biigrem]

i’m suspicious of homes with no pets. like, where is your creature? who’s roaming the premises? who’s handling security? who am i supposed to greet when i walk in?

[clit @clit_cannibal]

i’m like if an uncle was a girl

[kitty @scarykittyyy]

The way I used to think I'd become less socially awkward as I got older

[iphone @iphone194629174]

Every night I go to bed at one million o clock and then I wake up at zero o clock

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

This why I turn my brightness down

[pirupi ʚ♡ɞ @pirupiisu]

in the end, it all comes down to what you loved when you were 12-14

[𝓝𝓞𝓡𝓐 @heyNora02]

working a corporate job is so funny because one day i'm actually killing it and the next i'm wondering how i even got hired

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

anxiety will have you googling shit like “can i check books out at the library”

[Gio @odyssseyy]

Entering a bar with a backpack

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

It was obvious Russell Brand was guilty as soon as he started all that Jesus shit

[chase @_chase_____]

when ur eating soup and u finish ur bread it’s like ok. what are we even doing here anymore

[Ellie @ell_ie_9]

They need to tell the audience to shut up during the exit interviews #bbuk

[dr.deadbeat daughter @dildoswagginsz]

I think my dad and I were coworkers in a past life

[sevda @iwishblockmeout]

babam nasıl 35 sene her gun ise gitti amk ya

[‹ JOHNNY / BOY › @ManicMostLikely]

Tonight was for her.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

That Post Halloweekend shower felt like a baptism