Mia khalifah

FEM😋 ! ^I’m assuming “fem” means female

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Fuck the world I’m a walking erection 😿

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You know that nap was on some fuck shit when you can’t tell if it’s 7am or 7pm

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When it’s Valentine’s Day and the only thing that made me gag was a swab at the emergency care #flu

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I have a photographic memory from remmeber ing every time this one guys snapscore moves up :)

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Bitches be shavin every hair off their bodies only to get their plans cancelled rlly be looking like this

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My senior quote will be “cheater never win. But i just graduated bitch”

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I stg twenty one pilots is the best band change my mind

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Bitch why does twitter notify me every time Charlie de dodo tweets ? Can they at least do someone funny bc she isn’t the only goddamn person i follow

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Did me and my 5th grade reading leval read moby dick because i got to giggle every time they said dick - which was over 1000 times

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Lil huddys thigh gap is what inspires me day to day

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Bruhhhhh shits crazy

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@ella87813612 Mia i want to know about ur life

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Done

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@clarenotclaire_ I would forfeit too

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@HsingStinks 💀💀💀💀💀

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If my mom finds this acc I’m heading to Australia 🇦🇺

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@6illeh @TweetOrSTFU

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@CharlieSpeirss @we_want_icing @6illeh Honey i created the squad bow down 🦥🪐

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@rainbowdotz Ik you were gonna say something like that bc that’s all you ever do 💀

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Can i get tan from sitting inside while the sun hits me bc shits bright as hell

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@we_want_icing @6illeh Bitchasourisrex won’t be missed

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@we_want_icing @6illeh He really did have the whole squad laughing doe 😳

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@clarenotclaire_ And that’s on art