Ella

the world is my toaster

[Ella @ella_schmi]

just took the most rejuvenating 14 hour nap

[olivia @olivia_mana]

selena gomez & the scene literally have no skips

[Ella @ella_schmi]

why are we still casting 30 year olds as college sophomores it's giving everybody dysmorphia

[Ella @ella_schmi]

lost my fave ring in lake michigan :( but someone's gonna find it someday and be so excited!

[🌹 @bigdisease]

If Jesus had turned water into mashed potatoes I’d probably still be a Christian.

[Ella @ella_schmi]

sometimes I think I am not an insufferable alt queer vegetarian and then I remember when I spilled my kombucha in my fjallraven backpack all over my dryer balls, thrifted book, and birks at the laundromat

[𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐎. 𝕏 @BERLAlN]

this 2023.

[tania 🪆 @boywaif]

I had a french professor who once said if you just did something like going to the supermarket and experienced it fully without the goggles of habit and catégories you would go crazy with pure sense and joy. I think about it all the time. In a way this is all for him.

[Ella @ella_schmi]

@ruledbymercuryy dogtooth directed by Yorgos Lanthimos

[🌹 @bigdisease]

I just remembered that male ducks are called drakes and tbh I don’t think we make fun of Drake enough for having his eyes on the sides of his head.

[AndieIsOnline @AndieIsOnline]

looking for hot local soups in my area

[Ella @ella_schmi]

"you look like you worked in a movie theater in the 80's"

[Ella @ella_schmi]

for context, i was bartending (wearing my glasses) and he did not tip

[Ella @ella_schmi]

had a random man approach me at work today and say "some guys are ass men, some guys are tits men, but i'm a glasses man"

[Oliver Weilein, Iowa City Councilor @Ollie_XVX]

Yesterday the University Of Iowa Hospitals & Clinics said that it is going to “phase out” it’s inpatient eating disorder program. This is the only program of its kind in Iowa and will force patients out of state, out of their insurance range, and onto extremely long wait lists.

[🌹 @bigdisease]

So I just moved and this is the first image available for the liquor store closest to my new house let’s gooooooo

[explore.org @exploreorg]

Salmon Cam Live!!!

[Ella @ella_schmi]

the thing about me is i will call you at 11pm unprompted to catch up

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY