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Here are some thoughts

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

if we get Knicks in 4 pretty sure Zohran automatically becomes president

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

It’s good to have a relationship with a tree in your neighborhood

[dan @Dansplainer]

i am not immune to being hypnotized by the beauty of music i understand snakes in that regard

[꩜ @adorewordss]

virginia woolf's 1931 new years resolutions: “to have none. not to be tied. to be free & kindly with myself. sometimes to read, sometimes not to read. to go out, yes—but stay at home in spite of being asked. as for clothes, i think to buy good ones”

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

Medieval humor at the Abbey of Saint Foy, Conques, France, c. 1050.

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Adult friendships require grace. People are very busy. People are healing. People are growing. People are taking time for self care just like you. Less communication isn’t less love. Check in not out.

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

Dearest, no unnecessary worries!

Franz Kafka, 1913.

[▼ Kiel James Patrick @KJP]

Just learned about “Plaquemaxing”. Where you stop to read every plaque you come across. So far I’m learning a ton and loving it

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

The World’s Most Retired Man

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

every time someone asks me about my dislike and refusal to use AI, i send them this.

[🤢 @pernisbuderwjam]

i get horrific visions when i drive , borm wild

[Catholic Supremacist (Not a man) @CatholicAwesome]

Who needs a birkin when you have a slice of buttered bread???

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

People are reading AI-generated synopses of books and then claiming they read 100 books in a book. This is how the abolition of books began in Fahrenheit 451: classics were condensed into five-minute summaries for those too busy to do the reading. Later came the burnings.

[Emily Gould @EmilyGouldNYmag]

I think about this tweet every day

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How I look when I'm about to crash out

[mary @elaine_stritch]

hey the girls and I are gonna climb ev’ry mountain later if you want in

we’re also gonna ford ev’ry stream and follow ev’ry rainbow, time permitting

lmk