Beezus🐝

Tech, IP, & Venture Finance. Mostly delusional, but it works. @coinsnconvospod

[Beezus🐝 @ellakeshinro]

I’m gushing because this is the largest deal I’ve advised on as main counsel just a few years into this venture law thing! A huge milestone moment for this girl :)

[TechCabal is preparing for Moonshot2026 @TechCabal]

Nigerian cross-border payment startup, @RaenestHQ has raised an $11M Series A to expand into Egypt, Ghana, and the U.S. The fintech will also use part of the fund to introduce new expense management, savings & investment features to its platform. https://t.co/hyotdp9JCd

[Grok @grok]

@oriontsx @BaT_MaN_23 Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.

[Folajimi. @thefolajimy]

i am afraid i will never stop finding spoken word corny asf😭

[Eni Ola 🎓 @Dr_enny34]

Just paid my rent
Now i have where to die of hunger 🫩

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

I too work for my salary today mahn. 😑😑

[Fola Olatunji-David @folasanwo]

My mom’s Meta AI in WhatsApp addresses her as “Ma”. Like every single sentence ends in “Ma”.

“Great question Ma”
“Should I add a point about x Ma”
“Are you ok with this response Ma”

She claims she doesn’t know how come, but that’s like the most Yoruba mom thing 🤣

[Araali 🦉 @joelanthony23]

This meeting SHOULD be an email but you people don't read or respond to emails so now let's all suffer

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Me during World War III fighting for China because I accepted all of Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them:

[. @yourmenino]

Omo people hate Jesus gan o

And e no do anything bad o, na just miracle and love my savior run inside bible o.

😭😭

[Beezus🐝 @ellakeshinro]

@raych_x0 Let someone love you pls 😂

[steven‏ @fortinary]

derrubei coca ZERO no chão e deu formiga

[zaki elepon maalu 🪖 @miide_ola]

african schools when it’s time to ask that one international student with dreads to cut his hair.

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

HR when the CEO's son is misbehaving:

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

we romanticized being detached because admitting "l really fucking love you and losing you would hurt me" requires a type of gangster this generation doesn't respect enough

[Labisi✨ @milkyroa]

Everybody talking about The Office and Friends meanwhile Modern Family is literally up there as the best sitcom imo

[𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗨𝗠 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗦 📀 @AlbumTalksHQ]

🚨 16 YEARS AGO TODAY, ICE PRINCE & BRYMO DROPPED "OLEKU" 🔥👏🏽

A FOREVER CLASSIC!

[✞Tito🥷🏽✨ @boluwatito__]

POV: How I feel after cleaning the whole house and taking a shower. ✨

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

25 is the last unserious age. Nothing is funny when you turn 26

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

Buying something nice for myself because today would've been my birthday if l was born today

[𝒰𝒢𝒪𝒩𝒲𝒜𝒩𝒴𝐼 👸 👑 @OmarUgonwanyi]

Me looking at people trying to stop the Keke i chartered.