Peets

a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king

[Peets @ellams_j]

@TomFitton Are you borrowing your shirts from the twink you are banging on the side? get a fucking tailor and some respectability so I might be able to take you seriously in a decade or so...

[Peets @ellams_j]

@WallStreetSilv so...it's the Walmart model of employment bennies...only a 'clean-up' in aisle four might be a whole lot messier than a bottle o'catsup...

[Peets @ellams_j]

@StephenKing What you don't know could fill a book. You should try writing one.

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@archeohistories That photo is jaw-dropping...

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@AnwePHDofNo @bayareahausfrau @jellenne Its because they felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced...oh wait, that can't be it. Never mind.

[Peets @ellams_j]

@JackPosobiec @HouseCracka The Ragin' Caucasian

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@ScottAdamsSays The Bible?

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@SebGorka Everyone knows you never go full douchebag Sebbie, there's no career after that.

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@EternalEnglish Glide-path to a cull in all of North America...you will have no unauthorized proteins and be happy.

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@kylenabecker As real as the "ringing" telephone and a motor driven shutter of an SLR camera...where's Wolf Blitzer when you need him?

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@rising_serpent 1+1+1=2...the new maffs

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@JackPosobiec Was the baby hurt?!

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@RT_com suffering succotash

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@robbystarbuck When the allies needed a code to confound the Japanese, it was a toss-up between this and Navajo...

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@justin_hart He was voted: most likely to be a mass murderer.

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@BreitbartLondon PF comes out against cancel culture: So internet 2.0 is on its way. PF comes out against Nuclear Arms: Preemptive strike against Russia is on the table...What's next I wonder?

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@LAPDHQ The insurance adjuster tomorrow: "God I hate Mondays!"

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@DJcalligraphy Thank God they didn't find a janitors closet, they might have buffed the floors!!

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@stclairashley I love that the guard is more concerned about being filmed with his mask down, than about the "violent terrorists" defiling the most sacredest place...

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@ChuckThies Progressives will say that anything spewing that much shit is part of the patriarchy...