Ella

what’s for dinner?

[Ella @ellaree_]

It’s an all or nothing thing for me. Either every politician has to figure out a signature dance (mandated by law) or we just cut it out.

[Casey Mattox @CaseyMattox_]

We actually need 0 politicians with signature dances.

[Ella @ellaree_]

You can take the girl out of Walmart, but you can’t take the Walmart out of the girl 😌

[Ella @ellaree_]

Target husband. Walmart wife.

[Ella @ellaree_]

Seriously our velvet pillows are so clean

[Ella @ellaree_]

When you’re 28 your husband will want to buy a fabric shampooer. It’s very important you say yes.

[Ella @ellaree_]

Today was the first day I haven’t felt sick in like 3 months and I
-wrote an op-ed
-had a very productive work day while my kids had a cousin playdate
-vacuumed up copious amounts of shredded cheese from throughout our home

[Ella @ellaree_]

@emlwaters Reminds me of when my daughter told us “daddy’s job is to make eggs and mommy’s is to vacuum” 😂😅 congrats on the launch!

[Ella @ellaree_]

@TheresaRamsay00 You have a shockingly low Straussian rating for studying politics at UD 👀

[Ryan Burge 📊 @ryanburge]

If American religion were 100 people:

23 Evangelicals
19 Catholics
11 Mainline Protestants
5 Black Prot.
3 Other Christians
2 LDS
2 Jews
2 Other Religion
1 Buddhist
1 Hindu
1 Muslim
19 Nothing in particular
6 Agnostics
5 Atheists

[Ella @ellaree_]

@bobdylanlover63 Grew up in AZ and as I kid I totally thought 75% of Americans were Catholic and at least a quarter Mexican. Assumed if you’re white then there’s a 50% chance that you’re Protestant or Mormon. Italian and Irish were just Mexican but in a different font.

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

The Southwest urge to pronounce Portillos with the Spanish double L “y” sound

[Ella @ellaree_]

@CMccafe I’ve been ready to throw hands with Alexa when she’s too nice to my husband.

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

It was the best of times, it was the accidentally-pushed-the-elevator-button-before-offering-to-let-your-toddler-push-it of times.

[Tim Carney @TPCarney]

This changes a culture.
For the worse, I would argue.

[Ella @ellaree_]

@leah_hat Also sundresses when you are peak pregnancy

[Ella @ellaree_]

@leah_hat Team October here. I like swimming too much to be postpartum/have a newborn in the summer. Plus a fresh cute baby to snuggle for the holiday/cozy season.

[Ella @ellaree_]

Only comment on SOTU: If you drank every time the right gave a standing ovation while the left made cricket sounds you would almost certainly meet your maker.

[Ella @ellaree_]

@TPCarney My dad (Lebanese and Irish) got pulled every time for a few years of travel. We assumed he was being profiled for looking middle eastern. When he asked, turns out his Irish name was on a watchlist due to a similarly named IRA member. So I’m gonna go with Irish name!

[phantom bride @PHANT0MBRlDE]

mexican goodbye

[Erin ✨ @erinluckyone]

love being a member of the worldwide latino belt