Ellie Fryer

Venmo me @Ellie-Fryer

[Ellie Fryer @elle_fryer]

Important:

[ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic]

Jesus Christ, the Bob the Builder cover of Mambo No. 5 was the #1 song in Britain the day of 9/11

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

me: hello i would like some spinach. just a normal amount for a normal person

grocery store: yea right. bet u love spinach u little spinach freak. here's a fucking brick of spinach. a literal bathtub full. u have 3 days to eat it all before it goes bad

[claussen pickles @ClaussenPickles]

good morning pickle twitter

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

i hope this email finds you unhappy and burned out. i hope it is your last straw

[nakylah carter @nxkylah]

why ... are there... group assignemnts .... in fully remote courses.

[Ellie Fryer @elle_fryer]

shouting into the void
begging for
chocolate
covered
pretzels

[Every Color @everycolorbot]

0x819ee0

[carolyn @ballerguy]

“when covid is over” is starting to sound a lot like “we should hang out sometime!”

[angela @angeOdinsdottir]

how the vaccine rollout in the United States is currently going

[skylar @biblioromant1c]

many ppl are saying this

[Ellie Fryer @elle_fryer]

#GirlBoss

[tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7]

the girls who organized the prom dress facebook groups should be in charge of distributing the vaccine

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

New rule- we're shifting the centuries. From now on the 19th century is the 1900s and so on. Sorry for the earlier confusion, can’t believe we fucked it up that badly.

[Ellie Fryer @elle_fryer]

@sexyyhuevo yikes. Embarrassing...