me: hello i would like some spinach. just a normal amount for a normal person
grocery store: yea right. bet u love spinach u little spinach freak. here's a fucking brick of spinach. a literal bathtub full. u have 3 days to eat it all before it goes bad
New rule- we're shifting the centuries. From now on the 19th century is the 1900s and so on. Sorry for the earlier confusion, can’t believe we fucked it up that badly.