The Subhuman Waitress

just trying to survive a fucking pandemic I guess

[The Subhuman Waitress @elle_mh]

@SteveSchmidtSES @AmericanAir Let him get the ‘rona

[Rip Curl @ripcurl]

Right now would have been the waiting period for the @wsl J'Bay Open... so we're taking it back to 2017 and this flawless demonstration by birthday boy, @crcoffin.

Hope you're finding long right handers like this today, Conner!
#GoConner

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

We have an idiot for a president who doesn’t care if we live or die.

[Beau Willimon @BeauWillimon]

If your arguments for reopening schools w/o safety measures are: Poor kids need lunches! Poor kids don’t have computers! Poor parents need childcare to work!...then cut police/defense spending, send lunches, buy computers, invest in safety, increase relief & raise the min wage.

[Karen @whosurmanager]

Millions lives saved and they still question him? #MAGA2020

[The Subhuman Waitress @elle_mh]

@JonnyBones

[The Subhuman Waitress @elle_mh]

@AmericanMom4bz @camcath @OregonGovBrown This also just came in from OHA.. shit is always changing, wear a mask, quit whining.

[Jewel Wicker @jewelwickershow]

Omg, Naya’s son told officers she helped boost him onto the boat and when he turned around she’d disappeared into the water. My goodness.

[The Subhuman Waitress @elle_mh]

@TipOrGoHome I mean, you could meet your future spouse (been with my BOH for 14 years strong)

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

We just got back from Disney World and I have some things to say!!

[Kimberley Johnson @AuthorKimberley]

This is what toxic masculinity looks like.

[The Subhuman Waitress @elle_mh]

@EmpatheticAss @AmericanMom4bz @camcath @OregonGovBrown Sure if you say so lol

[The Subhuman Waitress @elle_mh]

Just got this response from someone who likes spit in his food

[The Subhuman Waitress @elle_mh]

@EmpatheticAss @AmericanMom4bz @camcath @OregonGovBrown Whoa!! Thanks for that

[The Subhuman Waitress @elle_mh]

@EmpatheticAss @AmericanMom4bz @camcath @OregonGovBrown I don’t care if I got owned by Dr Karen, wear a mask and quit your bitching.

[The Subhuman Waitress @elle_mh]

@EmpatheticAss @AmericanMom4bz @camcath @OregonGovBrown Did I though?

[The Subhuman Waitress @elle_mh]

@AmericanMom4bz @camcath @OregonGovBrown Ok Dr. Karen

[The Subhuman Waitress @elle_mh]

@grant2064 @mrsWaif @OregonGovBrown