emc

“Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.” - Dorothy Parker. portland, or. #resist ♍️♏️♑️

[emc @ellebellerock]

@jrlsilverman Anyone able to share a link not behind a paywall? Thanks!

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Fox News tried to do a bunch of scary man-on-the-street interviews about crime. It didn't go well.

[emc @ellebellerock]

A cleaning service + dishwasher remove about 80% of conflict opportunities.

[Vox @voxdotcom]

Here’s how to survive — and thrive — while sharing a home with others. https://t.co/F9V6PkOxyA

[emc @ellebellerock]

This is the worst news of the week so far. I hate pumping gas!!!!

[Portland Monthly @PoMoMagazine]

Self-service gas is coming to our state 🤯 Some Oregonians will be pleased, others not so much.
https://t.co/RlCDvisdU7

[emc @ellebellerock]

But ACAB

[Ken Layne @KenLayne]

Not all actors are on strike.

[emc @ellebellerock]

I wish Dame the best and I hope he gets a ring (many, in fact). I will never forget that playoff game in 2014: We were celebrating the life of the man who we moved to Portland with and it was so fitting that all these Elmira transplants exploded into cheers over our team. ❤️❤️❤️

[emc @ellebellerock]

I love this movie and this scene in particular. ❤️

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

I love this bit from Peter Falk's memoir where he talks about Alan Arkin and filming the Serpentine scene from The In-Laws

[emc @ellebellerock]

I’m hotter at 50+ than I was at 25 or 35.

[H. Pearl Davis @pearlythingz]

Yes you’re less attractive at 35 than at 25 as a woman.

This used to be common sense 50 years ago.

[emc @ellebellerock]

Garanimals for grown ups.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i dont have any money but if i did i would capitalize on the hundreds of years of male renunciation in fashion by creating a clothing brand that numbered shirts and pants as sets so men know how to coordinate outfits

[emc @ellebellerock]

He says, “well maybe I won’t want to hear about it” and laughs like he just showed me a thing or two and hangs up.
He is a 70 year old child.

[emc @ellebellerock]

My brother starts telling me something unpleasant and I tell him I don’t want to hear about it. We’re on the phone, so I go to end the call because he won’t stop telling me the thing. I tell him I’ll update him on the situation I called about when I have more info tomorrow…

[emc @ellebellerock]

Tempting, but the mosquitoes would probably drain me.

[Zach Urness🏔️ @ZachsORoutdoors]

@ORStateParks is seeking a new concessionaire to run the historic Frenchglen Hotel at the base of Steens Mountain. It's one of the more unique spots in the state. They're looking for someone with a good background and say it made $418,770 in revenue last year.

[emc @ellebellerock]

I had a older neighbor as a child whose name was Peggy and when she told me that her first name matched my middle name (Margaret) in an effort to make a connection I looked at her like she was the dumbest person on earth. Because how the fuck is Peggy short for Margaret?!!!!

[emc @ellebellerock]

Same. ‘Cos it’s garbage day.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

At this point the bar is so low I’m just looking for a boyfriend to take out the trash.

[emc @ellebellerock]

…and as soon as your ballot is received you stop getting the political flyers!!!

[emc @ellebellerock]

#NationalPetDay

[Naima Cochrane @naima]

So it's officially just fuck it; everybody do whatever now?

Also, yes, it's really there: https://t.co/sFeKH4j3aB

[emc @ellebellerock]

The worst person to call when you need your parental trauma validated is a person who has slightly different trauma perpetrated by the same parent.

[emc @ellebellerock]

@gertshair I love them and have loved them since the 90s when I moved west. Glad you enjoy it!

[emc @ellebellerock]

@gertshair @theferocity https://t.co/VkRVUlY1v4