Elle

love, love

[alfie @alfienxo]

well well well, if it isn't the bridge i said i d cross when i came to it

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

who is this diva?!?!

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

misgendering my queen for what?

[Jenevieve @imniceandsmart]

I hate a messy sandwich. You’re fucking embarrassing me

[bug girl @buggirl]

is this too much to ask for

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i like how the moon just does stuff like wow you’re gonna be orange one night? that’s amazing yay and oh you’re gonna be closer to earth than normal? that’s wonderful thank you

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me: watches a show called Unsolved Mysteries

narrator: the case was never solved

me :

[John Phipps @John__Phipps]

Absolutely dead at the four dickheads in Brighton that had to stand inside a counterdemo for hours like the Nazi inbetweeners

[ع @pyari_eyesha]

I want a man to love me so bad that his mom starts thinking I did black magic on him.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Sober or not if a cop ask me to recite the alphabet backwards I’ll just put myself in the back seat of their car.

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

she is the life of the party

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

everything is a sign if you're crazy enough

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

sick of using google i just want everything explained to me by a pretty man that loves me