ellecrae

if you’re a fan of me, you’re a fan of yourself ~ ye

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

ok so there’s lunch foods and there’s dinner foods. I can eat a lunch food for dinner but could NEVER eat a dinner food for lunch. breakfast foods are an outlier and can be consumed at any time.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Except for me.
I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

oh you like talking to me? i need proof so send me a vid of you swinging ur feet in the air and blushing

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

this is my new default response to any minor inconvenience:

[Danya @dxxnya]

we did it girls

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

meal prep for the girlies

[abby govindan @abbygov]

I’m deleting dating apps and going back to bed with my vibrator

[natasha lyonne @nlyonne]

Why can’t someone invent a healthy cigarette? I thought this was the future.

[cara 🌸 @mugicara]

no one is touching her when it comes to Disney live action remakes I fear

[CC 🦋 @cierrajazlynn_]

"I will process this and google how to talk to you about it"
-@ellecrae

[trash jones @jzux]

what doesn’t kill you makes you kind of nervous for the rest of your life

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

If you were born in the 90’s you are now considered HISTORICAL! According to American Girl’s latest historical dolls who are TWINS from 1999

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

How I sleep knowing I ain't the only one he's texting

[Nadia Whittome MP @NadiaWhittomeMP]

The results of the world’s largest trial of a 4-day week (with no loss of pay) are out:

▪️ No drop in revenue

▪️ 65% fewer sick days

▪️ 71% less burnout

▪️ 92% of companies decide to keep the policy after the trial

The conclusion is clear: we need a shorter working week.

[ellecrae @ellecrae]

this is me as a bartender

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

the crime the criminal

[teryn @youngtiddy]

don’t bring ur baby to the outside bar patio if u don’t want me to offer her a cigarette

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

yikes girlies are we okay??