Lauren ⎕

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles

[Lauren ⎕ @elledub31]

@Li33aaa Why do I need 20 dongles?

[Lauren ⎕ @elledub31]

It’s almost like the female politicians are the ones proposing things that actually help the American people

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Mary Peltola proposes ban on corporations donating directly to political candidates.

[Lauren ⎕ @elledub31]

@MetamateDaz Have they tried working harder or getting a second job? Maybe stop buying coffee? Or is that advice just for the peasants?

[Lauren ⎕ @elledub31]

@RepJackKimble

[Lauren ⎕ @elledub31]

@YPR817 @BabyTrigger34 @allenanalysis Yes, times are hard. How are the parents supposed to balance a low paying job, immigration hearings, and childcare, if they can’t afford childcare? I hope you fall into hard times and can’t get any assistance

[Lauren ⎕ @elledub31]

@allenanalysis To all the people commenting that they wouldn’t want tax dollars going to this: GENUINELY WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE THEM TO GO? They are CHILDREN

[Lauren ⎕ @elledub31]

@YPR817 @allenanalysis So you want to punish children?

[Lauren ⎕ @elledub31]

Make healthy food more available and affordable than processed food then

[Angela Belcamino @AngelaBelcamino]

I think we can all agree:
SNAP benefits shouldn’t be used for soda or unhealthy food.

Why is this even controversial?

[Lauren ⎕ @elledub31]

Yall better be paying outta pocket for these flights if you’re not working for us

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 Senators Ted Cruz and John Thune leave D.C. amid the government shutdown.

Exclusive details: https://t.co/CUnFtLge3r

[Lauren ⎕ @elledub31]

When people think I’m staring at them but I’m just people watching 😭

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I can tell that it’s causing discomfort when I refuse to look at my phone idly in public spaces. But I’m trying to bring back just looking around

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Health insurance is cool because you get to pay a bunch of money each month for nothing, and then if something happens to you, you pay a bunch more.

[Lauren ⎕ @elledub31]

@imjerrynotkevin When you mix up Baker and Barker 😔

[Lauren ⎕ @elledub31]

@RepAndreCarson Lot of racists in the replies here.
We do NOT want a concentration camp. Anyone welcoming it should have to stay there for a night—no calls, maybe a meal, and a foil blanket 🥰

[Lauren ⎕ @elledub31]

@ChristieSmythe @imdrinkingwine ??? It’s literally our civic duty in order to ensure a fair trial

[Lauren ⎕ @elledub31]

@KemuelStewart @imdrinkingwine I was a juror on a child r*** case and I felt responsible for the outcome. It’s not fun, but it ensures a fair case—that’s why juries are important

[Lauren ⎕ @elledub31]

@imdrinkingwine Juries are SO important to ensure fair trials. I understand they don’t pay as well as working for some people, but it’s so so important to serve

[Lauren ⎕ @elledub31]

I LOVE jury duty. I gave the verdict last time—youngest juror in the room. Juries are SO important for fair trials

[duck @imdrinkingwine]

why does nobody want to do jury duty. i want to do jury duty

[Lauren ⎕ @elledub31]

Sooo now that @jonasbrothers are singing Christmas songs on tour, when do we get this banger? @joejonas