Elaine Matthews

Mega machine topped with a brain of steel and super computer rapidity Geometric 👐🏼 Bespoke Furniture 🔨Mark Making 🎨 Artist 👨‍🎤 Designer

[Elaine Matthews @ellefoxo]

@Brand_Anuj Whaaa The fuck?

[Elaine Matthews @ellefoxo]

@rabbitblanca13 @scarlett4kids @PiaJSigler Agreed.

[Elaine Matthews @ellefoxo]

@Spiritbear2u Taking a butt plug whilst eating a scrummy lemon meringue.

[Elaine Matthews @ellefoxo]

@Mofoman360 Yes. In England we have Christmas trees… even the families that aren’t religious, it isn’t really a reflection of religion in most cases nowadays.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Maybe because the only prerequisite for being a trans woman is being a man.

[Elaine Matthews @ellefoxo]

@Mofoman360 @KTHopkins Her interview on this morning where she stated she judged children by their name and that helped her make a ‘snap decision’ to wether her kids could play with them. She didn’t like children who were named after places etc and was then called out on her child being called India 😂

[Elaine Matthews @ellefoxo]

@DiemBurden @NotFarLeftAtAll 😂 Most underrated comment 😂

[Elaine Matthews @ellefoxo]

@mog1717 @TribesBritannia She’s also the woman who he was having an affair with behind Dianas back let’s not forget. He and her broke their family and his mothers heart. People in glass houses. The trauma those boys have suffered ❤️‍🩹

[Elaine Matthews @ellefoxo]

@JamesBlunt Atleast they’ve finally had the courage to be honest with you x

[Elaine Matthews @ellefoxo]

@McInTweet @tomallencomedy @ChesneyHawkes First we have a guy crying over @TheOneShowShow and then we have Eric mumbling in front of two classically trained musicians…

[Elaine Matthews @ellefoxo]

@McInTweet @tomallencomedy @ChesneyHawkes Have I entered a parallel universe???

[Elaine Matthews @ellefoxo]

@fesshole Salvageable if you start loving her like you used to.

[Elaine Matthews @ellefoxo]

@kevlar63 @k8_lister It’s just loaded. Brilliant.
‘Who’s unable to get a buzz cut due to royal convention’ 😅🤣 👴🏼

[Elaine Matthews @ellefoxo]

@DerekWarChisora you look adorable! ❤️
‘You are a dangerous looking table cloth!’
@TroyHawke

[Elaine Matthews @ellefoxo]

@Homebrewmanjp @GBNEWS Behind his wife’s back.

[Elaine Matthews @ellefoxo]

@OliLondonTV I watched the video of him walking into a couples home. He was with another 5 or 6 young lads. The couple were obviously frightened stating they had young children. Whatever skin colour, a group of young men doing this would be extremely upsetting.

[Elaine Matthews @ellefoxo]

@thismorning About time, the whole thing is ludicrous at the moment. There is no way someone somewhere isn’t rubbing their hands together. I can’t do a shop for 1 for under £140/60 a week atm.

[Elaine Matthews @ellefoxo]

@Channel4 @joelycett @Kathbum @AlisonHammond @joelycett didn’t you once say that you wanted to grow a pair of discreet wings so you could fly around and impress people? Nothing discreet about those bad boys. That outfit is FABULOUS darling! ⚡️

[Elaine Matthews @ellefoxo]

@Bashar1878 @RealBlackIrish My dad was a police officer and I was attacked and hospitalised by the new working GS police dog. I was 6 Yrs old and I startled him in the garden when he was next to his trainer. It was human error. They’re trained to attack and protect. These dogs shouldn’t be around children.

[Elaine Matthews @ellefoxo]

@CelticGuy99 @NoContextBrits We have the same situation with a woman who lives around the corner. She has claimed the spot as ‘her parking space’.