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[🅻 @ellehen19]

@whatsuptucson water outage at NW corner of Oracle and Hardy

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

um it's giving

[🅻 @ellehen19]

Thank god for giant cups at Dutch bros and the fact that they’re open at 5am bc there’s no way I could get through work without it

[🅻 @ellehen19]

Started 2023 off with ugly crying and panic attacks…. It’s gonna be a great fucking year

[🅻 @ellehen19]

Living in AZ I would wake up on Christmas and secretly dream there was snow when I looked out the window. With the power of global warming, this dream of mine will someday soon be attainable

[Nick Carter @nickcarter]

Sometimes we want to blame someone or something for a loss, but the truth is that addiction and mental illness are the real villains here. I will miss my brother more than anyone will ever know. I love you baby brother.

[🅻 @ellehen19]

Remembering when my auntie bought fireball shots for @TheLadyGang in Phoenix on Thursday 😂

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

I need you all to know this headline isn’t real but if we stick together and organize it could be.

[🅻 @ellehen19]

Day two asking @korndiddy @kelseydarragh @GarrickBernard for a guilty pleasures episode on the masterpiece that is Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights. What a feature coming in at #11 on EW’s top 25 worst sequels!!!

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

I've seen hundreds of tweets about telling women to stop having sex if they don't want to get pregnant but I've seen zero calls for men to become celibate. It will never cease to amaze me how little men are blamed for getting someone pregnant. This is about control and patriarchy

[🅻 @ellehen19]

@korndiddy @kelseydarragh @GarrickBernard we have the same birthday and literally all I want to celebrate the occasion is for a guilty pleasures episode on the masterpiece that is Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights

[🅻 @ellehen19]

Dramageddon was only 3 years ago? It seems like it’s been both longer than that and shorter than that at the same time

[kaiphrog @kaiphrog]

a mile long sprint on a non-newtonian fluid and if you stop or slow down for even a second it sucks you into it’s unforgiving embrace

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

ready for whatever happens tonight

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

every day is April fools when you’re attracted to men

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

The whole "EVs need to be bigger and better to win market share" is, like, true, but the fact that we're getting a Hummer EV before a Honda Civic EV grinds my metaphorical* gears.

*see, because EVs don't have transmissions...

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT JULIUS CAESAR?

HBD = hey bring daggers
ASL = a soothsayer! listen
BRB = betrayal? really brutus?
OP = onward plebeians
LMS = let mark speak
JFC = just forget cicero
OTP = obliterate the poet
TF = then fall (caesar)

[🅻 @ellehen19]

@kaiphrog Are our exes the same bc this just happened to me

[kaiphrog @kaiphrog]

They say they love you and then move on like nothing happened in less than a week.
“But this will be good for you because now you can keep going with your plans.”
You WERE my plans. Fuck you.

[🅻 @ellehen19]

Okay but I played this for the posmf once and he got a little freaked out. Now it all makes sense.

[🅻 @ellehen19]

If her favorite Broadway song is cell block tango, watch out 😉