Elle

Body double for Joe Anderson

[Elle @ellelb92]

When you fall, I'll help you up... If I can't then I'll lie there with you.

[Elle @ellelb92]

@NigelPeever @BBCNewsnight You look so much like him Nigel. That's a great picture. 😁

[Scouse Agony Uncle @DrScouseAgony]

Eh. Ow come lads trainees all look like a pair of fuckn dinghies on your feet. I'm not "trail running" up Snowden yuno. I just wanna go the shop n that.

[Elle @ellelb92]

@DrScouseAgony I keep seeing young girls in town in trainer's with soles wider than them. 😂😂😂

[Elle @ellelb92]

@plinketyplink2 Money spiders 100%....that little bastard looks like a tick though.

[Elle @ellelb92]

@plinketyplink2 You should see him duetting with his mum dressed as Elvis. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Elle @ellelb92]

@Pennymorris09 @MerseyPolice That's not even remotely funny. Fucking idiot.

[Elle @ellelb92]

@Daveconway123 It certainly looked like that. 👏👏😂

[Scouse Agony Uncle @DrScouseAgony]

What's Peter Reid's kecks sayn there. Hahaha

[Elle @ellelb92]

@DrScouseAgony When you wish you hadn't kept your grandads old clothes in your warden and you get dressed in the dark 😂😂

[Alastair Morgan @AlastairMorgan]

What baffles me and makes me doubt the sanity of millions of Brits, is the fact that folk on low incomes say they'll vote for a party - Reform- that would introduce an insurance-based US-style health service and tax laws that benefit the super-rich.

Thick does come close to it.

[Scouse Agony Uncle @DrScouseAgony]

Lad. You've never seen Scouse Twitter in full flow. Your not even in the top 100. Sit down.

[Plink2 @plinketyplink2]

Irish Jig?

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Man United are spending £120m on Cunha and Mbeumo despite finishing 15th with no European football.

It seems their money saving measures have started to pay off…

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Owner of Spanx sold her company for 1.2 Billion - gifted all 500 employees 2 first class tickets to anywhere in the world and $10k

[Elle @ellelb92]

@fyilcc @DiogoJota18 Your club? Behave yourself!

[Anything Liverpool @AnythingLFC_]

Jurgen Klopp on Instagram. ❤️

[౨ৎ @ekitikefc]

the biggest aura farmer i’ve ever seen