Elle

Don’t talk to me, seriously... don’t

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

@joelcreasey I’m with a group waving an Australian flag 🇦🇺

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

@joelcreasey wave so we know which booth you’re in!

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

@joelcreasey I’m looking now!!!!!

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

I would like everyone to see this pretty good photo I got of #Lithuania at #Eurovision last night

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

I want everyone back home in Australia to be completely jelly of how close I am to the Eurovision stage #Eurovision2024 #SBSEurovision

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

4. Free Guy

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

The list of dumb action movie that have made me cry before my period.

1. Transformers: Dark of the Moon
2. Armageddon

(I am not proud of any of these, and I will update every time I cry at another action movie)

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

We can add a third one to the list:

3. Star Trek (2009)

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

@Spotify, what is ‘Birthday Music’?

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

I can’t stop thinking about how I got Joel Kinnaman’s name wrong the other day and called him Joel Cookieman.

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

@metrotrains Nope, he got off

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

@metrotrains I’m on the the 6.24pm train from Parliament on the Hurstbridge line and there is a man smoking in the second carriage.

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

Only Murders in the Building knocking it out of the park yet again.

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

Not me making Bob Morley sign a DVD of ‘The Strip’

[bigby 🦇 @hesbianbigby]

imagine running up to a celebrity and only saying u recognize them from a thing they were part of but absolutely not popular for

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

I think this was meant to hurt my feelings lol. Jks on them, first X hid it so I never got a notification, second this person doesn’t eat sugar so I don’t trust their judgment.

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

Since Kourtney clearly needs new friends. Taylor Swift has the opportunity to do the funniest thing…

[Shea @SheaFromTheBay]

Kim and Kourtney stay eating each other tf up 😭😭😭😭😭😭✌️✌️#TheKardashians

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

The Spotify AI is wild. First it racially profiled me by always adding Taylor Swift songs to my playlists and then to be just that bit more extra it would play a song by The 1975, then a Taylor song followed by a Harry Styles song.

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

When I see pics like this of other adults with pigeon toe, I always think of the time I asked my dad why they didn’t get mine fixed as a child and he said when he tried my mums response was “she’s happy like that.” Adult me is not happy like that mum.

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

@TheAmazingLuke0 @GoodReddit Welcome to the pigeon toe club! We can dazzle all our friends by twisting our feet in directions they can only dream of!

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

I want to know how she goes to the bathroom

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Saweetie shows how she prepares her McDonald’s 👀🍟🍔

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

@UnamusedSnorlax @rinasupremacist Yeah, I think we understand each other

[Elle @ellemcintosh]

@vcidxbranmon3a @rinasupremacist Well they said controversial!