Ellen McEvoy

I like most people, but I love damn near every dog.

[Ellen McEvoy @ellenchart]

@TimSingler Boo. Easily one of the best events in Saint Louis

[Ellen McEvoy @ellenchart]

Is this for frigging real?!

[Denis Beganovic @Beganovic2026]

W T F

[Denis Beganovic @Beganovic2026]

W T F

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Women = Arya Stark.
Black People = The Unsullied
Puerto Ricans = The Hound when he decides to not run away from the fire
Liz Cheney = Theon
Republicans switching = Jamie fighting with Brienne after they bang.
Normie dems = Jon Snow
Progressives and Unions = Drogon

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

illegal transgender alien

[Ellen McEvoy @ellenchart]

This is why so many women picked the bear

[feminist next door @emrazz]

72 Men.

All lived within a few miles of her home. One was her neighbor.

Not one of them asked for confirmation of consent, despite her being unconscious, not even the man who’s HIV positive.

Not one of them asked to talk to her.

Not a single one. https://t.co/qKmhRZjepc

[Monica Baumann 🇺🇦 @MonicaBaumann]

One of my favorite bits of science revealing the universality of the human condition is a pair of fossilized footprints in White Sands, NM, that appear to show a toddler walking with an adult, then getting picked up, then put down, then picked up, then put down, on and on.

[Forlorn UwU @_bella_baxter]

I'm losing my fucking mind

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I can't top this.

[Brandon D. Wilson @Geniusbastard]

Perfect. No notes.

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

june was supposed to be Pride but it ended up being Prejudice 😭

[Ellen McEvoy @ellenchart]

If anyone wants to know why I don't like camping, it's bc it's 1145pm and the campsite over is loudly disgussing the intricacies of burping on demand.... a woman is actually coaching the rest of the group... and they're having group practice.

[Eve Fairbanks @evefairbanks]

Somebody simply has to write the ultimate catch-all essay on disruptive, libertarian, private-sector-touting entrepreneurs simply begging and demanding for state intervention at the end of their journeys. (This is the Titan sub company's adviser.)

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

As a parent I’m not worried that my 9 and 13 year olds are going to be “indoctrinated” with “wokeness” at school.
I’m not worried that they’re going to ‘feel guilty about their whiteness’ because they’re learning accurate history.
I’m not worried that they’re going to be “groomed” to become furries and to make their pees pees in litter boxes.
Those things aren’t real.
Wanna know what is real?
My worry that they’re going to get shot. That someone with an AR-15 is going to go into their school and shoot them.
So, while the same gun fetishizing, AR-15 lapel pin wearing, locked and loaded family Christmas card posing Republicans fear monger & manufacture crises under the guise of “parents rights”, I say this:
It is my right as a parent to send my kids to school without worrying that they will get shot.
It ain’t the drag queens, the African American history, the books with two moms or two seahorse dads which threaten our kids.
It’s the fucking guns.

[Flags That Go Hard @FlagsThtGoHard]

Well, we’ve made it at long last to the finals.

Our two contestants are;

ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI
vs
KAZAKHSTAN

Voting will start tomorrow!

And as a slight added incentive, the winning flag will be my profile picture for the next month!

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

It’s like Lizzo played every one of y’all’s flutes.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i wasn’t a good dog today

april fools. i was so good

[Ellen McEvoy @ellenchart]

Today is the Mondayest Monday that has ever Mondayed.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'Well then,' said Toad, 'a little more sleep will not hurt me.'