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I should have gotten credits in Con Artistry instead of Fine Artistry, Plagiarism instead of Journalism. I am not built for Trump's world.

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Dungeons and Donalds gives me life. https://t.co/jHadB3zvmk

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Bernie's druid is being treated very badly by DMs. The rules are rigged against him. He should run his own campaign!

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New Seattle City Motto: "Seattle. Bridges be Bridging."

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3 pages in, and I already think Cintra Wilson's new book "Fear and Clothing" was well worth the price #xintra

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You know you're from Washington when the state has a minor earthquake AND snow without you, and you are insulted.

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If you HAVE seen the new Star Wars but HAVEN'T seen Carrie Fisher's one-woman show "Wishful Drinking" on DVD, YOU STILL HAVE WORK TO DO.

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I'll take the bra made of dreaming kitten sighs and sweatpants, please.

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I'm just gonna bask in the fact that 3 yrs later, I still remember the Ikea Monkey's name is Darwin.

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This Halloween I'm just going to smear on some black lipstick and write 'I'm Doctor Who' on my forehead and see where the night takes me.

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Olympia! I will be at your Zine Festival Saturday with a fist full of small bills and a bag full of my own zine to trade. #ozf #Olympia

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Star Wars tickets bought, full day blocked out in calendar for celebrations or recovery.

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The amount of fuss my ten year old is giving me Re: Homework about Human Rights might actually require a UN monitor. It's getting ugly.

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Does the amount of time I've had to spend explaining feline asthma to pharmacy techs qualify me for some sort of 'cat lady' super status?

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Irony is typing 'Miles Davis' into Pandora and it asking you if you meant Miley Cyrus. No, Pandora. Just, no.

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Another school year, another group of college freshmen stopping me in the street wondering where to find fast food in Downtown Seattle.

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I'm not a tiger mother. I'm an Eye of the Tiger Mother Fucker.

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Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door and personally delivered an article about "Teaching Children Self Control". Ballsy move, Witnesses.

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Also "If I start wearing those drop-crotch 'harem pants', will people still talk to me?"

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The cold grey drizzle of fall is here in Seattle, and all I can think is "How can I avoid wearing pants for a couple more weeks?"

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My heart and thoughts go out to Second City Chicago tonight. So glad everyone is safe, so sad to see the state of the building.