Ellie Mac

Absent-minded mime surgeon. Clumsy sommelier. Stock photo model. Feral latchkey child. Mom. Cancer survivor.

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Back in the 1800s, before the World Wide Web, our forebears had to make a cross-stitch sampler every time they thought of a new Tweet.

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@baemar_ Maybe the 5th time will do the trick.

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After 17 years, I’m flying away to bluer skies.

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Bye https://t.co/yLXhp6dcJH

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@TheTweetOfGod Lower-right looks like it will get the job done

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@ThatEricAlper Beyoncé, at Kamala Harris’ inauguration

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@TheCinesthetic This zoom

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@LisaMcBurns Good.

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@BettyBowers I think this was the October Surprise

[Jaime Harrison @harrisonjaime]

As we were all Haitian when they attacked Haitians in Ohio… today, we must all be Puerto Ricans!

When they come for one, they come for us all!!!

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@michellechel Stunning

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@Marmel Hi, Steve

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OMG Northern Lights, a couple of hours ago

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Just awful

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

At ER with a POTS flare - heart rate is 180 at triage.

Nurse: “Are you fighting with your boyfriend sweetie?”

Me (somewhat indignant) “I don’t have a boyfriend. I have POTS”

Doctor: “Single? At your age? How come? You don’t want to be married?”

🧵/1

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@michellechel Sickening.

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@KimmyMonte “We’ll always have Paris, you piece of shit.”

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@KimmyMonte “Oh Norman, the loons, you piece of shit.”

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@KimmyMonte “This was no boating accident, you piece of shit.”

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@Le_Severine_Cox @ArfMeasures Please prepare a complete marketing plan of at least 67 PowerPoint slides for your interview with the vampire

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Before Coach took the job, @GamecockWBB had been to just two tournaments in 17 years.

This week, they came back to celebrate their third championship, and second in just three years.

Congratulations again!