ellen collingwood

If peeing your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Remember when Fiona did this? Her care team captured this rare moment of Fiona getting some sun on that belly! #TBT

[vijay @VijayvinylVijay]

The Department of Efficiency needs two heads lmao

[Pitbull @pitbull]

It's my life.... it's #NowOrNever

[ellen collingwood @ellenryan]

I wish Spotify would do something useful for once like create a mix of songs I was listening to right before getting pulled over for speeding

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

he thinks they’re for petting 🥺

[Trevor @itstdawg]

There’s still so much time left. In a good and a bad way

[Trevor @itstdawg]

After watching the great debaters i think we need somebody 15 maybe 20 years older than these guys to lead us into the future

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump on Jan. 6: 'We're Gonna Do That Shit Again'

[jos @josiahhughes]

pisses me off to see people assume justin timberlake "driving while intoxicated" = "drunk driving." he might have been intoxicated by an aroma, a sound, an idea.

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

[guy who’s in a bad mood until lunchtime every day] yeah im kinda weird I guess, i don’t need breakfast

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

it never ends

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

I’ve watched this 20x this morning https://t.co/LDeu3Q3Wlt

[em!! 🇵🇸 @realemilyattack]

i got an espresso martini at Chilis yesterday ..

[Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar]

meet the grahams
https://t.co/gm0WzWWiC2

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

??

[Daniel D'Addario @DPD_]

flying to Vegas to place a $50 bet that Obama puts “Espresso” on his summer playlist this year

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Why I'm resigning from The Intercept
https://t.co/LwKc7OTC7U