Elle Shell

Dog lover, a lifetime in customer service (see 'dog lover'), the wild eyed Liberal your mother warned you about. #Resist

[Elle Shell @elleshelll]

Can any MAGA jort fans bleating they don’t understand the lyrics of the half time show tell me what words Green Day just sang? #SuperBowlHalftime

[Elle Shell @elleshelll]

@ThrillaRilla369 Not sure how this trash works but it does. Use as a dip for Nacho Cheese Doritos.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump, 11 days before the midterms:

You know, today when you buy a door, it's called 'hollow.' You buy hollow doors. If you pull too hard, the whole door collapses. You knock on it and it sounds like crap. If you're of average strength, the entire door collapses.

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

This kind of aggression is a fairly textbook dementia symptom and I’m not sure why we’re not talking about it more.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

😳 Trump loses it and SNAPS at a string of reporters, says Ilhan Omar might "go to jail," calls Somalia "a shit house," and boasts that thanks to a new program he announced today Americans "will make millions of dollars by turning others in" during absolutely deranged Oval Office event

Here's a supercut:

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

YIKES -- Trump loses his shit at a reporter for the third time during this Q&A -- "Wait wait -- Quiet. Quiet!!!! What's wrong with you? Are you a SICK person?"

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

The world is not terrified enough of this demented sadist.

Every last symptom of frontotemporal dementia is present in just this clip. This is severe, self-evident psychosis—the result of a brutal combination of psychopathologies and neurodegenerative disorders.

His brain’s salience network is GONE.
He has no ability to tell what matters—even to himself.
He cannot make a judgement based on facts that contradict his inner reality.
He can no longer work out even the first-order consequences of his actions.
He has no ability to even pretend to have empathy—or to care about life and death.
His disinhibition—inability to control his own thoughts and actions—is getting worse at a startling rate.
He is incredibly gullible and easy to influence because he’s lost all ability to reason.

He has surrounded himself with Natalie Harps. They only feed him what he wants to hear. He acts on curated information, which makes things worse 100% of the time.

He has no limit, no bottom. A malignant narcissist ALWAYS wants to take the world with him—because he can’t tolerate us living happily without him.

This is an emergency.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Hegseth: "Today, at my direction, I'm establishing the Office of Religious Affairs. It will report straight to the top -- a direct line to the secretary ... as Psalm 33:12 extolls us, blessed is the nation in which God is the Lord"

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

He drags his gross bulk across the floor with the grace of a moldy mattress collapsing under the weight of rain, oozing warm lard all over the place…
And WTF is gong on with his left shoe?

[Yinzer G @yinzer_g]

Gen X defined:

Ages 45-61
Looks 35-40
Will 100% throw hands
Doesn't care about your feelings
Cusses a lot
Will make you cry with words
Great work ethic
Pragmatic
Zero tolerance for stupidity
Skeptical of authority
Doesn't trust anyone at 1st
Extremely loyal friend
Figures shit out
Most likely your boss
Works hard, plays hard
No fear
Sarcastic as fuck
Still listens to the same music
Knows lyrics to Rock, Rap & Country
Proficient in analog & digital tech
Self reliant
Adaptable to any environment
Just wants to be left alone

[Andrew Guidarelli 🌪️🛸 @a_guidarelli]

Hey @google I’d like to report an error.

The lake that borders New York and Ontario is an international body of water, and it is widely agreed by the entire world, except one rogue leader, that the name of this lake is “Lake Ontario”

Grow a spine and fix it.

[Norman Ornstein @NormOrnstein]

This is journalistic malpractice. He didn’t say anything. He hasn’t said anything for many weeks. It is a statement. You are misleading your viewers and readers.

[Elle Shell @elleshelll]

@Timodc The Chuck Schumers of my party need to be yeeted into the surface of the sun.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Here is a video of you voting to give $70,000,000,000 in additional funding to ICE