Highway to h-Elle

I'd rather be one person's shot of whiskey than be everyone's cup of tea.

[Highway to h-Elle @ellesonshine]

I'd rather be one person's shot of whiskey than be everyone's cup of tea.

[Highway to h-Elle @ellesonshine]

The hour we lost this weekend was the one where I was planning to go to the gym.

[Highway to h-Elle @ellesonshine]

FRIES BEFORE GUYS!

[the 1 & only @son_ov_tony]

When your trying to find yourself, you wind up finding everything else...

[Highway to h-Elle @ellesonshine]

I understand that today is a gift and blah, blah, but can I return this one?

[Highway to h-Elle @ellesonshine]

Vodka is the hand sanitizer for the soul.

[Highway to h-Elle @ellesonshine]

My cat went into mourning when I took my first really long vacation. It took him a whole week to adjust to me being back.

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

It's sad that we live in a world where we'll add a word to the dictionary if stupid people use it enough.

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

People always want you to stand up for what you believe in, unless it's the opposite of what they believe in.

[Highway to h-Elle @ellesonshine]

@Dawn_M_ @ericsshadow Lucky girl! Mmmm :)

[Saertje @SaertjeMirror]

I like to beg for a fire as if I can't burn.

[Highway to h-Elle @ellesonshine]

When life gives you lemons, sell them to buy wine.

[Highway to h-Elle @ellesonshine]

I'm gonna validate you so fucking hard

[Highway to h-Elle @ellesonshine]

Does an erection count as personal growth?

[Noah! @ZGhaoN]

Doctor doctor, give
Me news, I've got a bad case
Of writing haikus

[Saertje @SaertjeMirror]

Every thought is a remix that can strike the right chord by a change in arrangement.

[Saertje @SaertjeMirror]

*blows the whistle on your train of thought*

[☯️ LipPlush ☯️ @LipLush1]

Read to her; pronounce every syllable

[Saertje @SaertjeMirror]

I feel closer to you when I read you.

[Highway to h-Elle @ellesonshine]

All men should be hairdressers since neither of them have any idea how long an inch is.

[Highway to h-Elle @ellesonshine]

I've heard that anal bleaching is a thing now, which is really great because I know a few assholes who could lighten up.