Elle Weber

I'm not afraid to favorite anything I find relatable/humorous/commendable. Consider yourself warned.

[Elle Weber @elleweber]

If I had a dollar for every time I said "I need to get my life together", I could have hired some one to get my life together for me by now.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

In March, the unemployment rate fell to 3.6%, down from 6.4% when I took office about 15 months ago – the fastest decline in unemployment to start a president's term ever recorded.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Let me be very clear: If you make under $400,000 you won’t pay a penny more in taxes under my administration.

[Elle Weber @elleweber]

@edubpops

[Augustana Football @AugieFB]

Congratulations to @lacina_jake, @eliweber17 and @lfguarita as the trio was named to the Don Hansen NCAA Division II All-Super Region Four Team 👏👏

More ➡️ https://t.co/UKomQMCZXt

#BeTheRock | #BulidingChampions

[🔮✨ @TheOracleReadsU]

You may think that you are an introvert because you really love being alone, but in reality you just love being at peace. That is why you’re very extroverted around people who bring you peace, and enjoy external sources of stimulation that raise your frequency and help you grow.

[FreshRN @Kati_Kleber]

Situation: ICU nurse tripled, jumping from room to room to keep patients stable for 12 hrs. Hygiene and mobility are not addressed all day; nurse does not chart turns/skin care/walk because not done. Chart audit completed; marked off for not charting those things.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Sending the runner first is such a stroke of genius.

[Augustana Vikings @GoAugie]

Saving the Best for Last ⚔️☀️

The final @AugieFB tailgate is already packed with sunshine, smiles and senior tributes!

#BuildingChampions

[Augustana Football @AugieFB]

⚔ Vikings Of The Week ⚔

Offense - @reinschmidt12 🛫
Defense - @eliweber17 🔐

KODAKS:
Offense - @CJjames5474 🚂
Defense - @5Hoops 🛑
Special Forces - @WallaceHaden 📶

#BeTheRock | #BuildingChampions

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

Nurse: this patient is super agitated can I get some Ativan

Resident: *orders 0.25mg Ativan*

Ativan:

[chaRmiNg 🪄 @aox4nopmh]

Me: “it’s just...I worked so hard to get here, you know? But it’s just non-stop, so busy, so much to learn...you know, 20% of new nurses quit within the first year. I guess all I can do is keep trying my best. Anyway, what would you rate your pain right now, ma’am?”

My patient:

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

It’s Game Day, snow banks.

[Elle Weber @elleweber]

@LindseyLickteig Yo some of those are doozies. Even my true crime loving buns can't handle them. 😷

[J.P. Wright @JayPeaWright]

Who wants to break the news to her that Pence would become President & not her

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

If your nose is bleeding, DO NOT TILT YOUR HEAD BACK. This just makes the blood drip down the back of your throat and you will swallow and/or choke on it. Pinch your nose and TILT YOUR HEAD FORWARD. Please tell all your friends about this.

♥️ Your friendly neighborhood ER Doc