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[s. @toutestt]

When the last step of a recipe is “Enjoy”

[The special one @A_A_A_A22v]

Si Doctor Strange ve 14.000 escenarios posibles es un superhéroe pero si yo lo hago soy un ansioso

[Lamone @LamoneDaSleeze]

When I say please excuse the mess when my house is spotless

[corb @awshuqs]

I don’t want to be a fat fucking chud anymore

[Jade Azim @JadeFrancesAzim]

“It’s 34 degrees in Miami” yeah and it’s 40 in this 14th century pub man

[⋆ rachel ⋆ @racheIaIi]

i look at jude bellingham how people looked at princess diana

[a ★ @satoshokoism]

norway: omg we can't lose this match
england: omg we can't lose this match
bellingham & haaland:

[dakota @im2hai]

WWLDD? what would lena dunham do

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

i'm inventing a new card in soccer that the ref shows when something Beautiful happens

[chance @chanceposts]

need a beautiful woman to make me watch love island and explain the sociological nuance of all the relationships to me

[Jack Califano @jackcalifano]

Have had “did the journal factory explode” stuck in my head for a week. An all timer for sure.

[PRECIOUS ♡ la @preciousxmusic]

whoever was the first person to say fork found in the kitchen honestly made history

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

you choose booksmaxxing, I chose looksmaxxing

[Grace @gracecamille_]

Lena Dunham is Hannah Horvath
Allison Williams is Marnie Michaels
Jemima Kirke is Jessa Johansson
Zosia Mamet is Shoshanna Shapiro

[Grace @gracecamille_]

Victoria Beckham at her son’s wedding

[۟ @mikefaist]

you met me at a very josh o’connor time in my life

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

How life feels when i have to run more than like 1 or 2 errands in a day