Ellen O'Shea

I never repark.

[Devin 🌱 Thomas O'Shea @devintoshea]

we all love ending memorial day weekend with pitchforks and fire, but Ellie Kemper was like 17 when she was the VP Queen—the larger point is that the Veiled Prophets rich white fathers keep this ball going without telling their daughters what they're getting into

[Ellen O'Shea @elliebobelli]

If anyone is missing their menstrual cup, it’s in the Whole Foods parking lot.

[goop dreams @verbal_kunt]

@banalplay @inICRMwetrust

[Ellen O'Shea @elliebobelli]

If you ever want to see some crazy shit, go to a store when their slow or about to close and watch the employees.

[bummer without b @bummer_no_b]

Hot girls deserve in unit laundry

[Ellen O'Shea @elliebobelli]

@devintoshea you should do a thread that's your favorite rejections from 2020

[Sloppy Jane @sloppyjanemusic]

me looking @ the mirror in the morning

[CORRELL B @CORRELLB2]

PHOEBE BRIDGES - KYOTO (COVER)

[Ellen O'Shea @elliebobelli]

The weird noises I make to communicate with my dog are nonnegotiable and unexplainable.

[Ellen O'Shea @elliebobelli]

Why didn't anyone tell me adulthood was just a constant state of cleaning your kitchen?

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

Not me, US.

[Jennifer 8. Lee @jenny8lee]

This is a huge deal in St. Louis politics. Cori Bush (once homeless with two kids) ousts 20-year incumbent William Lacy Clay (whose dad also held the seat for three decades before him) on second try. First try was 2018, covered in Knock Down the House. https://t.co/z0XgNkv3jk

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

Yes. I fully believe this.

[Ellen O'Shea @elliebobelli]

Mom was peacefully floating in the pool, taking a nice nap in the sun, and I let out a heavy belch to wake her up. I am clearly the favorite child.

[Ellen O'Shea @elliebobelli]

But they settled on this??? Fucking gross bro

[Ellen O'Shea @elliebobelli]

Why the fuck in twilight breaking dawn part two is Bella wearing a body con dress???

[Ellen O'Shea @elliebobelli]

Like this is what she was supposed to wear?

[Ellen O'Shea @elliebobelli]

@rachelnelson_13 Amazon prime! Please do I need someone to talk to about it. So. Many. Feelings.

[Ellen O'Shea @elliebobelli]

I’m rewatching Degrassi (next gen) and I have a lot of thoughts. First, can’t believe Canadians actually say sorry like that.