ellie

too many sausage roll bad for you .?

[ellie @elliegeennn]

Isn't it ironic (excuse the hearts lol)

[ellie @elliegeennn]

Anyone selling a 5 day Sziget ticket?

[ellie @elliegeennn]

And wee Billy was back in the crowd half an hour later enjoying him self once more

[ellie @elliegeennn]

Took Jack all the way to Dublin and he says the Guinness in The Royal Oak in town is better

[ellie @elliegeennn]

Omg!!!

[Sony Pictures UK 🎬 @SonyPicturesUK]

Where the mysteries lie. Where the secrets are buried. Where The Crawdads Sing. 🐚 Watch the new trailer, featuring the new original song by @TaylorSwift13. Uncover the mystery this summer, Exclusively At Cinemas August 26. #CrawdadsMovie

[ellie @elliegeennn]

@northernassist The 19:09 from Carlisle

[ellie @elliegeennn]

Bit of a joke that my train has been delayed because this @northernassist driver thought it was appropriate to stop and watch the FA cup final penalty shoot out, where’s my refund🫠

[ellie @elliegeennn]

This time next week I’ll be sipping an Aperol Spritz and shovelling pasta in my mouth like there’s no tomorrow 😩

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

What if Chris Rock was a small child. And Will Smith was a £85 Grinch. And the slap was a full 2L bottle of juice.

[ellie @elliegeennn]

Only been driving two days and already had a rescue mission out after the car broke down on me

[ellie @elliegeennn]

Couldn’t write my life today and it’s not even lunchtime

[ellie @elliegeennn]

@emilyquinn__ @erar97 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[ellie @elliegeennn]

Right does your kettle plug in or is it on the hob?

[Brianna Parkins @parkinsbrea]

What made this morning’s trip to the bathroom interesting is that I don’t actually own a cat.

[#NFL @babycr00kz]

Tracking number isn’t enough, I need to be on the delivery drivers private story.

[ellie @elliegeennn]

My eyesight is deteriorating and my 7 year old glasses are falling to pieces but will I book an appointment at the optician? Absolutely not

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

recently discovered being an adult is just constantly having doctor’s appointments you need to schedule but then never scheduling them. I am probably decaying but that’s none of my business!

[Ray ᥫ᭡ ♡ ᥫ᭡ @loveesinjai]

Your income is about
to grow 6X

Claim it …

[𝕛𝕒𝕜𝕖 ✫ @UNDERMYSKlNS]

Madonna risked her career to spread awareness about the AIDS epidemic while the woman on the right and her husband refused to even say the word and let a whole generation of queer men die. Don’t ask me stupid fucking questions.

[Rosèlina @Sheisroselina]

Your income is about
to grow 3X

Claim it !

[ellie @elliegeennn]

Why do parents in Christmas films never believe in Father Christmas but never question random presents under the tree that they didn’t buy?