Fun. I pulled up this app for the first time in a while and updated my name for The Season, and I had to take a test to show I am indeed my human self.
I haven’t been on in a while but if you’re wondering how I’m doing, it took me about 2 hours just to set up my kindergartener’s cafeteria account. I’m getting an F in kindy parent already.
Elly De La Cruz of the @Reds is the only MLB player to hit for the cycle, steal a base and drive in 4+ runs all within the first 6 innings of a game (since RBI became an official stat in 1920).
My conservative adjacent neighbors who are abhorrent with many things - including the free use of the N word, now have a rooster. Would I also be going low if I report it? I worry they’d just slaughter it and I care more about that rooster despite my disdain for it..
These boys have a mom who is currently at UC with a gsw to her hand and reportedly was informed of her children’s deaths at the bedside. This is so heartbreaking. And we need to get the mfing guns away from white men.
#BREAKING Chad Doerman has been charged with 3 counts of aggravated murder. Police say he shot and killed his three sons today..
…they were just 7, 4 and 3 years old 💔
More on @WLWT at 11.
I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment.
I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST.
HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know.
but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.
I can really appreciate parents who literally wear their politics so I don’t have to go through a long drawn out courtship to figure out if my kids can play with theirs.