elli

elli. she/her. UMD '22 and '23. I mostly knit, think about musicals, and talk about progressive tax policies. currently in my soccer girlie era. opinions my own

[garshmo @garshmo]

Right before rock bottom you’ll have a city builder game on your phone

[Rosalind @rosalindmar19]

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I solved the trolley problem by defunding public transit

[elli @ellini83]

@eunique_cactus Stop this QT is so funny 😭

[elli @ellini83]

@eunique_cactus Noooooo 😭🥺

[elli @ellini83]

Shuffle put Chappell Roan on right after Cheetah Girls 2, truly elite musical moment

[elli @ellini83]

@eunique_cactus Mine is "mozzarella firefox"

[elli @ellini83]

@FlamtheFlem I am learning the trade dw 😌

[elli @ellini83]

There's no grill dad like a "roasting lamb on a spit" dad

[Madison 📸 @35mmadi]

The hair flip being the shape of a heart… whoever the photographer is COOKED 🔥

[elli @ellini83]

@FlamtheFlem Hush you're adorable

[Metro Forward @wmata]

Big weekend for DC, big weekend for Metro!

🗓️Fri, Sat, Sun - Busiest days since 2020
🌸Smithsonian - Busiest day since 2012
🐼Woodley Park - Busiest day since 2016
🚇 28 stations set new single-day post-2020 records
📱Record 250k mobile SmarTrip taps
⚾️35k riders to Nats games

[elli @ellini83]

I love wmata

[Metro Forward @wmata]

Thank you for choosing Metro! Yesterday was the first of many busy days this spring. Consider using Metro Center, Gallery Place or Union Station. Expect large crowds at Smithsonian and Federal Triangle. We ask for patience as we assist with safely clearing platforms and stations.

[elli @ellini83]

Why does it not occur to people to move from where there are many people on a metro platform to where there are few people

[elli @ellini83]

@FlamtheFlem But the ethics of relegating your innie to the depressed anxious life!!

[Aaron West @oeste]

if you’re truly hating correctly you will take the requisite time to learn everything about the subject you are hating on, just to hate better. to hate deeper. to hate more efficiently and effectively.

[Variety @Variety]

"No Other Land" director Basel Adra: "We call on the world to take serious actions to stop the injustice and to stop the ethnic cleansing of Palestinian people." | #Oscars

[elli @ellini83]

@jordugh Happy birthday to her!! And yay to you as well for being her mom