Ellinor Maurstad

misfornøyd. hun/she/elle

[Ellinor Maurstad @ellinormaurstad]

@Lonnum No

[Ellinor Maurstad @ellinormaurstad]

@AnneKOvind Thank you so much for an amazing half year! All the best to you, Genver and the rest of the embassy team!

[Ellinor Maurstad @ellinormaurstad]

@Lonnum HAHAHAHAHA LINE!!!!

[Stig Brenner ✖️✖️✖️ Unge Ferrari @UngeFerrari]

bare forstår ikke helt hvorfor det er kult å kødde med at jorden faen dør. «jeg spiser mer kjøtt enn noensinne hehe» «deilig med global oppvarming så får vi sommer i Norge også» din gamle oksekødd du trenger hvertfall ikke skryte av at du er en idiot da

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

White liberal feminists: "listen 👏 to 👏 women 👏 of 👏 color 👏 amplify 👏 their 👏 voices"

Women of color: "we want to raise your taxes and unionize the workers at your parent's company."

White liberal feminists: "not like that."

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Let’s do something spontaneous!”
“When?”

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Tax the rich.

[Tom Moylan @moylato]

I've got four-twenty-ten-nine problems and counting in French is one of them.

[Cher @cher]

Mom Wanted Me 2 Calm
Down,Stop Working Hard,&
One Day,(4 Some UNKNOWN REASON)She Said,”You Should Settle Down & Marry a RICH MAN”.WITHOUT THINKING I SAID,”MOM,I AM A RICH MAN”.
It’s Wasn’t About RICH or MAN,
It Was About”EQUALITY.
MANY MEN R AFRAID OF EQUALITY,👊🏻ESPECIALLY GOP

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Capitalism is quite literally going to destroy the planet in order to make more money for the small percentage of people who own production, so no, I don't think it is "not perfect, but the best system we can have."

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Imagine thinking we need to find a compromised "middle ground" between saving the planet and the financial interests of some billionaires who don't want their stocks to lose value.

[Sam @sam_bambs]

Theresa May as bottles of Tresemmé. A thread:

[Carliss Chatman @carlissc]

If a fetus is a person at 6 weeks pregnant, is that when the child support starts? Is that also when you can’t deport the mother because she’s carrying a US citizen? Can I insure a 6 week fetus and collect if I miscarry? Just figuring if we’re going here we should go all in.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Likely reasons you can't get a girlfriend:
- You are an asshole.
- You have poor hygiene habits.
- You are too scared to even ask girls out.

Unlikely reasons you can't get a girlfriend:
- postmodern neo-marxists have infiltrated the universities.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

Activism works.
So act.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

Very noble...
But since Norway continues to drill for oil everywhere else it doesn’t really mean that much. The fossil fuels must stay in the ground. #ClimateBreakdown

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

Receiving planet earth from older generations like

[Union of Concerned Scientists @UCSUSA]

Today’s tea:

) ) )
) ( ) )
_(___(____)____(___(__ _
\ Climate change / |
\ doesn't stop / |
\ existing bc /____|
\ you don't /
\ believe /
\_______ _/

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

not trying to brag or anything but i can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so

[Forsberg™ @forsberg]

Norge 2018: en rasistblogg får 1,3 millioner i statsstøtte, og det skal vi være glade for fordi det er mindre enn de har fått før.