Elliot Briar 👻👽🐡🌚

I have the best fiancée, animal kids, and job. Just gotta find the best weed. he/him and they/them

[Elliot Briar 👻👽🐡🌚 @elliotbriar1]

Just saw a dude walk by with the most beautifully wrapped blunt. Blessed by the sight

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I am very concerned by last night’s strike by U.S. forces in Syria. The president has the responsibility to keep Americans safe, but for too long administrations of both parties have interpreted their authorities in an extremely expansive way to continue war. This must end.

[Dank Memes @MemeLegend_]

What have I done!?

[francis @hobbittrans]

EVERYBODY wants to talk about viggo breaking his toe NOBODY wants to talk about frodo’s party vest

[Elliot Briar 👻👽🐡🌚 @elliotbriar1]

Proof that I got my vaccine and quickly ran to maintain social distance when someone came down the hallway 😂

[Elliot Briar 👻👽🐡🌚 @elliotbriar1]

@john_bhalu Thank youuu!!! 🤩 😁

[Elliot Briar 👻👽🐡🌚 @elliotbriar1]

I’m pretty stoked right now ya know

[Elliot Briar 👻👽🐡🌚 @elliotbriar1]

@ajordyn26

[Elliot Briar 👻👽🐡🌚 @elliotbriar1]

@chinlafleur We’re SO HAPPY 😁 🤠 THANK YOUUU ☺️

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

English really needs a word or short phrase that means “Yes, my hands are full and I really appreciate your offer of help, this isn’t a question of pride, but if I try to hand you any of these items I’m absolutely gonna drop all this shit”

[Elliot Briar 👻👽🐡🌚 @elliotbriar1]

@noonbaloun Thank youuuu 😊

[Elliot Briar 👻👽🐡🌚 @elliotbriar1]

just found a book I liked as a kid called A Girl Named Disaster that’s from the perspective of a young Mozambican girl who struggles with culture clash with white people and traditions in her village. This book was written by a WHITE woman who lived in Mozambique for a hot minute

[Elliot Briar 👻👽🐡🌚 @elliotbriar1]

@profhotjo Yeah like it’s been a while folks

[Elliot Briar 👻👽🐡🌚 @elliotbriar1]

I’ve noticed a weird uptick in people using this word. There was a whole movement to try to stop this language but I’ve been hearing it so much more than I did a few years ago. STOP IT.

[FREDDIE DREDD @FreddieDredd]

my girl friend is hot as fuck god dam and she is smart as shit shes like albert einstein but with a fat ass

[ali @probablyalissa]

bill nye is short for william new year’s eve

[Elliot Briar 👻👽🐡🌚 @elliotbriar1]

@TeaThyme_ I see it on a lot of “memes I’ve saved on my phone” type videos and I have no idea why it’s more common now

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Jane and I wish you a safe and merry Christmas, and happy holidays. This has been an enormously difficult year for far too many. As we head into the new year, let us rededicate ourselves to building a world of peace, justice and compassion for all.