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Melee, chess and music. PR someday. Either in MN or NYC, either playing Marth or Falco 💕

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This tweet will be pinned until I’m PR’d. U can post ur hatemail on it now so it’s even more satisfying when I am

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@kayisalie @s00nsay Strengthening those major-winning forearms to prevent injury #champthings

[Lincoln Michel @TheLincoln]

Fixed this for Shakespeare

[Mike27356894 @Mike27356894]

Twitter is okay sometimes.

[ozymandias's penis @returnofthebean]

@hunter_hhhh

[Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen]

"Why do you play worse the closer you get to the finish line?" the Zen master asked. I thought for a moment and replied, "because I'm afraid to lose." The Zen master smiled. "Are you sure you're not afraid to win?"

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Strange how the car just “jumped a sidewalk” by itself. Ohhhh it’s a cop car got it.

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@LuytenRichard @srinathchess Why would it only be a problem in India??

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@s1l3ntc0y0t3 @artisanclark @benedict_rs That’s fucked

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@s1l3ntc0y0t3 @artisanclark @benedict_rs You’re right that steroids and dieting are used to achieve that physique, but 1% body fat is fatal lol. He’s probably around 8% there, with good lighting and a spray tan.

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@iainankcorn @jamesecook What dealer is on call for homeless dudes and shows up in 10 minutes for 5$ worth of drugs LOL nice fantasy man

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@Sn3geo @jaguirre390 @Neilmerryll @ChampChessTour If you don’t know anything about the circumstances, why speak on them? 🧐

[𝙶𝙹 🇮🇳 ☮️ #𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎 #NEXA @IAM000710]

@RafaelNadal We love that Bonding❤️
#rogerfederer
#RafaelNadal

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Maaaaan this got me cryin in the club

[Roger Federer @rogerfederer]

❤️

[griffith @greendot999]

@hourly_shitpost

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Ngl this is some Midwest shit I’ve had this meal many a time

[i like food @messedupfoods]

potatoes and bacon (boiled)

[HispaNick Jonas @HispanickJonas]

@lolennui It’s like he found his old adderall prescription from the primaries and has been on a weeklong productive bender

[Erik Solheim @ErikSolheim]

The Po in Italy
The Rhine in Germany
The Danube in Romania

How many more ‘historic’ events before we ActOnClimate?

[zae @itszaeok]

baby she ate omg i was glued to my seat

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@Chief_Brooks @lgiya_ @SSBJunji Cringe holy shit