Elliot J

A former rebellious teen who flipped people off with my thumb out.

[Elliot J @elliotj1]

Two things that need to occur before the end of Time...
1. Buddy cop movie starring the unbeatable charismatic pairing of Jessie Eisenburg & Michael Cera.
2. Super Bowl Halftime show performed by Weird Al
@alyankovic

Hey Hollywood studio execs and @NFL, make this happen!!

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@stoolpresidente @stoolsalesguy Awful camera work. She got more footage of the dropped UberEats bag than the fight.

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@JeffNadu Swishers or Backwoods?

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@DaMidgetZimbo It was fun while it lasted. I had Alexa playing Egyptian Lover during the game.

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@EBoKnowss Not to worry. In LA you don't find good tacos.
Good tacos find You!

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@ReddCinema In California $8.50 won't even get you the foil underneath.

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@Sofia50020Sofia Obvious troll. Like nobody truly believes there's a sink outside waiting for somebody to let it in.

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Who remembers Jack Arute reporting from the pits? Does he still do the #indy500

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Cool no crash! Hope this will be a great race. #Indy500

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So who's gonna be the first idiot to crash on Lap 1? #Indy500

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@RealCGriff The Walmart Neighborhood Market near me still has Star Wars Blue Milk.
Lightly freeze some milk, put it in a blender with a banana & some ice cream for an awesome milkshake!

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@barstoolspringb @kellykeegs "Back Your Ass Up, Deadass" ...she acting like she at Popeyes or Waffle House 😂

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@Blutman27 For a change the players are gonna stop the game so they can watch the eruption in the suite.

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@SportsGamblerX @barstoolspringb What about...

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@OhioTate Sheesh is Kelly gonna bite his head off like Ozzy to a bat or what!

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@JeffNadu Gay Pat's talking shit on you. You gonna take that?

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My wife wanted a turtle cake for her bday but with strawberry cake.
Hope this doesn't violate #turtlecaketakeover protocol.
@Blutman27

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@StevenCheah I #StandWithCheah . The kid could trip & fall later and the parents can sue you for tying it wrong.

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@WorkElizab Miss Van Pelt on a Cloud with Cubic Zirconias.

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@Matt_Pinner The office's carpeted floor

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@TheChanceBand @PFTCommenter @TheDozenTrivia @JeffDLowe @BarstoolFran @BFW @madconroy9 @Blutman27 @MeekPhill_ It's way better than those wack niches like "Jersey Numbers" or "College To the NBA."