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[Ell @elliott_16]

sell Tonali and pay Forest whatever they want for Anderson.

Match whatever wages City would give him as well.

Makes me feel ill that an academy graduate THAT GOOD isn’t playing for us

#nufc

[Ell @elliott_16]

Newcastle’s biggest problem by far is our lack of talent in attacking areas.

We’ve controlled that whole half without ever looking like scoring

And is there any wonder when we’re playing Joelinton & Murphy as our creative wide men??

#nufc

[Ell @elliott_16]

I dread to think how we’re going to manage to fuck this up from here

#nufc

[Ell @elliott_16]

Strange half that.

Ramsey drifting inside & Burn at LB means zero threat down the left.

Murphy stinking out the right wing as usual cuts that off as well.

Only route to goal is through the middle, but our players aren’t technical enough to play in those tight areas.

#nufc

[Ell @elliott_16]

@NUFC Willock BEGGING for some hep or instruction from the bench there

[Ell @elliott_16]

Willock, Murphy, and left back Dan Burn in 2026.

When did it all go wrong?😭

#nufc

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

UNITED 👊

[Ell @elliott_16]

signs were there in November

#nufc

[Ell @elliott_16]

Don’t think for a second this Newcastle side is too good to get dragged into half a relegation battle.

Apart from Tonali, Thiaw, Woltemade and a few others, this squad is absolutely fucking garbage.

#nufc

[Ell @elliott_16]

Murphy and Barnes would look stiff in the national league

the worst wingers in the league and it’s not even close

#nufc

[Ell @elliott_16]

Murphy again just stands and watches his man run past him

useless soft cunt should never wear the shirt again

#nufc

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Goal. Truffert.

[1-2] 85'

[Ell @elliott_16]

we’re playing worse than any Newcastle side I’ve ever seen

I genuinely still think we could go down we’re that bad

#nufc

[Ell @elliott_16]

Play Osula left, Elanga right and Woltemade down the middle till the end of the season

#nufc

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Anthony Gordon is keen to explore his options to leave Newcastle United in the summer as he looks to follow Alexander Isak out of the club.

“It seems as though Gordon feels he has outgrown Newcastle and would like a new challenge as well as a large pay rise at a club competing regularly in the Champions League.”

@LukeEdwardsTele has the full exclusive ⤵️
https://t.co/1VHRpEDXeV

[Ell @elliott_16]

@thomashammond__ Thiaw literally had to tell him to appeal to the ref over the penalty decision.

Coward in every sense. Not fit to wear the shirt, never mind the armband.

[Ell @elliott_16]

if Harvey Barnes couldn’t shoot he’d be playing for Wealdstone.

looks TERRIFIED every time he’s got the ball at his feet

#nufc

[Ell @elliott_16]

my god these players are absolutely turgid

look like league 1 players in possession

#nufc

[Ell @elliott_16]

fed up of Murphy already and it’s only 5 minutes in

#nufc

[Ell @elliott_16]

There was a time last season where Tonali was head and shoulders above everybody else on the pitch, every single game.

He’s not been great this year.. but for our fans to make out like he’s no better than Isaac Hayden as soon as he’s linked with a move away is ridiculous.

#nufc

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

This was Sandro Tonali in the 90th minute against Manchester United last season.

[Ell @elliott_16]

@geordiejosh I find it hilarious that this might be the one and only header Jacob Murphy has won in his entire career.

[Ell @elliott_16]

upgrading Murphy to an elite winger will be worth 10+ points a season.

He offers absolutely nothing beyond swinging a right peg at a cross or a shot

#nufc

[Ell @elliott_16]

So boringly predictable.

Palmer being allowed all the space in the world in behind our midfield.

Showing absolutely no threat going forwards.

#nufc

[Ell @elliott_16]

we are so poor in the final third

we get into so many good positions and consistently fail to find an ounce of quality to create or convert a proper chance

#nufc