Elliot Tench

Me and broski really love music

[Nike @Nike]

It was all going to plan until instincts took over…

Rip The Script

[Elliot Tench @elliottench]

@Scott_Stensrud @BBCMOTD Me and yung diesel would of been all over this

[M @25mahfuz]

“Guys don’t understand London will be shut down” 😭😭😭😭

[Djed Spence @DjedSpence]

👀🔓

[The Spurs Web @thespursweb]

Richarlison on Instagram 🤣

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Dennis Rodman would go party in Vegas, take enough cocaine to kill a bear, drink copious amounts of alcohol and them fly back to an nba finals game and lock up Karl Malone.

This guy drinks a glass of wine and can't podcast for 3 days

[Elliot Tench @elliottench]

@jackjzaandrew Mental. If he had it his way he’d still would still be there lol.

[Elliot Tench @elliottench]

@strait_vibinn @jackjzaandrew

[Elliot Tench @elliottench]

@NickWatts @wharding_319

[Elliot Tench @elliottench]

@NOTdaRealGil @wneuman23

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Ye brought out Lauryn Hill as a special guest to perform "All Falls Down" at SoFi Stadium tonight 🤯

[Real Deal Comedy Jam @RealDealComedy]

Grime KING Wiley Returns! tearing up the MOBO AWARDS 2026 in Manchester! RDCJ #Grime @WileyUpdates #Godfather #BackToTheVillage

[Joey @gothamhiphop]

THIS IS COOL: Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers covers Frank Ocean’s ‘Thinkin Bout You’ on bass & trumpet with a live orchestra

Was not expecting that but it sounds 🔥

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Anthony Kim @AnthonyKim_Golf]

Thank u GOD
Thank u sobriety
Thank u 2 my few close friends& family
NEVER GIVE UP❤️
1% BETTER

[Elliot Tench @elliottench]

My goat.

[Matt Law @Matt_Law_DT]

A big piece on Cristian Romero: Tottenham's rebel captain with a cause - and an ever-growing following #thfc

🍾 Champagne moment
🐈 Pussycat turned revolutionary
🗣️ Speaking out
💵 Highest earner
💣 Is he bomb proof?

https://t.co/aoK3huJqwU

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

✍️ 'From embarrassing tifos to the groundbreaking AFTV, Arsenal’s supporters are increasingly regarded as undignified weirdos' | Writes @geochesterton

'The over-celebrating, the panic attacks over every dropped point in the Premier League and the unfounded conspiracy theories make them football’s “flat Earthers”'

Read the full column 👇
https://t.co/HA4OOFcWrR

[JB🌪️ @jr_fundss]

they saying saka was a prefect at school😭😭

[Kanefromthelane @kanefromthelane]

He looks like he’s about to generate 0.4xG at home