Elliott Scott

Programme Management & Business Analysis Leader | Data Science Enthusiast & MSc Student | Drummer & Percussionist for fun

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@RMcCarthy86 The second one pronounced Montpellyurrr rather than Montpellyay

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@RMcCarthy86 @KymriskaDraken And the Royal Mail parcel office

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@Mikethejourney1 If you’re travelling at the weekend you should be able to get off peak tickets (rather than anytime). Plus you can buy a family and friends railcard for £35 that reduces the adult tickets by 1/3 and child tickets by 60%

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@DrRebeccaTidy Try Stoke-On-Trent, which is a 90 minute commute from London, and £320 return at peak times!

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@PeriklesGREAT Wetherspoons toilets

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@RockcliffeFiles The Quarter at the Potbank?

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@364690 I’m going to go throw my frisbee near the electricity substation

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@almurray I fancied naming a band after the Charnock Richard services on the M6… e.g. The Richard Charnock Blues Connection

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@SimonCalder Surely it’s Thomas the Tank Engine theme? (which does have words)

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@WarwickADavis @REISS I had the same thing with my Reiss jumper! It wasn’t cheap either!

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@artwithinpod They had a pop up Wallace and Gromit shop in Bristol (home of Aardman) a while back that sold exactly that kind of thing… Not seen it since…

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@Laura1206 @ShitChester The Proud Mary’s!

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@Tussell_UK Living in the Staffordshire & Stoke catchment area, the IT roles are often advertised at marginally higher rates than minimum wage so it's not surprising that poor procurement choices are made.

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@Bairdric1 @onb3thnlgrn Mansun?

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@FreddyQuinne Then appoint Wayne Rooney as a nostalgia hiring that strangely doesn’t quite work out either

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@MartinSLewis Slow cooker and a George Foreman grill. Both gifts from the mother-in-law who’s obsessed by them. I’d sell them at a shot!

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@MikeWhi29270353 @MartinSLewis @LSEnews Hive?

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@Das_Pig @sww77 @TicketmasterUK I’m a bot too apparently!

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@martin_lyons8 @DanNeidle @AlignColors Maybe singing Taxloss by Mansun? (“Tax loss lover from Liverpool… etc.”)

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@vegardwikeby @natmiletic Thanks! That’s a very serious response to a joke!