Elliott

24. I love my girlfriend

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

texting people back is hard as fuck i really do think ur cool i promise, i just can't right now man

[josh @langranglerr]

College is weird, I was barely even sentient at 17, why was that my time to prove that I’m academically inclined? Now at 21 I’m ready to hit the books and more curious than ever, but no, I squandered my chance at education.

[not ‘rihanna’ 🇯🇲 @__rnt91]

Can’t believe the world just accepts this

[Macaiyla @macaiyla]

@duicebiggs I will never feel bad for women like this. He told you what was going to happen. Both idiots. Now a child suffers for your stupidity

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[xane @xanesvg]

housekeeping

#deadlock

[ryuo @pawpflash]

how it feels to be woke and still say retard

[ProudWhiteAustralian @proudwhiteozzy]

This is why Henry Nowak died. Because cops immediately assume if there's a black/brown and White involved, the black/brown must be the victim and the white the aggressor. They've learned nothing.

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Brett @utdBrett]

1 in 8 people you walk past on the street would call a cornetto an ice lolly. And these people are allowed to vote. Terrifying

[Bear @BearJFK]

Women have no idea how much blokes fantasise about such things.

[Netflix @netflix]

Here's your first look at THE ONE PIECE, WIT Studio's all-new anime adaptation, coming February 2027.

[PunishedColonel @PurpleColonelSP]

I remember watching pc building guides 5 or 6 years ago and RAM was THE cheapest part, by far. Everyone was like "yeah you can get away with 16 but you might as well get 32 if you can fit them because it's like 20 bucks for a pair of these things" now we live in hell.

[Adam Analysis @adamemedia1]

This is the most Israeli thing I have ever heard.

[Elliott @ElliottUIM]

@Janson2323 @SevenCstnza @victorKvng_ agreed i finished season 7 on my first time watch right as 8 finished and was worried cos of all complaints i still enjoyed it

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Elliott @ElliottUIM]

@PotatoMcWhiskey its simple in terms of it quite literally is thermodynamics but the mental aspect and the coping mechanisms and food is the only addiction you cant stop

[しまパト＠ファッションセンターしまむら @shimapatobu]

ユニクロ『BLEACH（ブリーチ）』コラボの半袖Tシャツが新発売！全2種類！

https://t.co/9vVlO62qtQ

#ユニクロ　#マンガUT　#集英社　#少年ジャンプ　
＃BLEACH　＃ブリーチ

集英社創業100周年コラボ第3弾！2026年8月���売 予定です！

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

I am begging you to look at what this is about

[. @YapLord9000]

I don’t give a fuck bro nobody hardly even wants to live