ellis.

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

originally they were going to premiere the chris hansen movie at Cannes but they couldn't find any judges in France who understood why you'd want to catch a predator

[🥩 Thug Life Sproul ❤️🧪 @ThugLifeSproul]

After dinner my youngest asked if someday we could we have meat in our tacos like they did back in the olden days.

I gently reminded her we aren’t independently wealthy and called her a commie for even bringing it up.
#stretchthemeat

[Nick Thomas @onedumbboy]

Carpenter's bitterness is 100% deserved. He's a master at doing so much with so little & everyone wrote his work off as schlock til fairly recently. He peaced out & said " You get nothing from me again. Royalty checks for video games & synth music with my son til I die." Love him

[Walter Covenant: Messiah: Part 3 @WalterCovenant_]

2026 every 3 months

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Why is it called “no-fault divorce”, when there is almost always a child at fault?

[rory🚶‍♀️ @roryofffilm]

i can’t wait to use this constantly

[Atlas🇻🇦 @theactuallew]

There’s a bunch of people who are like “listen kids, we all ate ramen in college you can too!”

But they’re talking to people in their 30s and 40s who haven’t been able to get into the housing market, who went to college, who have jobs.

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me king slime

[bria celest @55mmbae]

You ever hear someone’s complaints about a good movie and just be like ‘that’s not even a real complaint’ 💀

[M ☆ @duskgumi]

This is how Hamilton sounds to me

[ellis. @ellisbergstrom]

@katavalanche8 why use more box when less box do trick

[ellis. @ellisbergstrom]

@gingersnap2123 @Gaming_HighGuy @drews888 Its not that association makes you rich - but billionaires are always going to pay top dollar to learn from the best - he wasn’t an instructor at a public high school

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Hey. So. The people that scan rare antique books and destroy them are the bad guys in every dystopian story. Just FYI.

[ellis. @ellisbergstrom]

@ABSURDA @BBCmadras @justInwuah tbf andrew tate did

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

My culture is not your costume

[ellis. @ellisbergstrom]

@ieatantz @sadleftist you just ruined my day and whimsy

[chUnc 🇲🇽 @chunktrunk2]

Changing out one of my letterboxd top 4

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

The Odyssey rang true for me because i believe Batman really would be that mean to Spider-Man

[emily @memilies]

knowing that she's a lesbian and he turned out to be a incredible little goblin man gives these movies an unbelievable aura in hindsight